If u r getting kids, just go straight to Amazon and get a AAA and AA battery subscription right away.
You'll thank me later. No paternity courses will ever share this much alpha!
Let me put it this way...
On 9/11, 2001, the USA that I remember ran from Greenfield Massachusetts to Patterson, NJ. With some family friends around Philly or whatever.
I don't remember crisis actors existing and there were no fucking extras that day. Not one.
Now you go.