Orange bowl

@MiamiHerald Pino should just take his medicine like a man

Pino seeks to toss statements and charges against him in boat-crash trial miamiherald.com/news/local/cri…

Yes there is. Define competitive?

@ONLYinDADE all of these politicians are so classy

Former Miami Beach Mayor Philip Levine was accused of sexual assault by Jeffrey Epstein’s former assistant during testimony before the House Oversight Committee. Levine has previously denied any involvement in Epstein’s crimes. | #ONLYinDADE

SB Nation says Dolphins have worst WR room, worst TE room and worst DB room in NFL

@aushunaph all of them?

psychiatrists cause mental illness

@Susanpurity7 the butthole

During sex , there’s this odor that comes out,is it the smell of sperm or the vagina?

@LegionHoops what a remarkable playoff run he had

The Cavaliers plan to sign James Harden to a multi-year deal this summer to keep him in Cleveland, per ESPN.

@TAYVAY_ do sweat your balls off

Will be in Miami for the first time this weekend. Give me the most dos.

@juniexjunie and others have top notch vibrators

The woman I know who are 50+ are not even dating. At all. They have zero interest. They are in community with their family and friends. Completely opted out of dating. Some say they miss romantic companionship but its not worth their peace. Others claim to not miss it at all.

The Bucks have incessantly kissed Antetokounmpo’s posterior, so it shouldn’t surprise anyone if they appease him one final time and trade him to Miami, his preferred destination … even if the Bucks would get superior offers from other teams.

@flasportsbuzz #blueballsforgiannis

Whether you love or loathe the Knicks, there should be nothing but admiration for this 11 game win streak and utter domination of the playoffs. Impressive stuff....Cavs join Houston, Lakers, Boston and Heat - among others - on list of teams with fascinating offseasons looming

Brady, Montana, Elway and Marino

@DavidFischer save your money brother

DOLPHINS FANS! I will be going to the Dolphins/Vikings game in October. Any advice on hotels to stay at in the area? Who else will be there?

Central Florida gets a bad rap, but the data and reality says otherwise. You could make a serious argument that Orlando is one of the best places in America to live right now. The Orlando metro was the fastest-growing large metro in the country last year, adding roughly 76,000 new residents in a single year with 2.7% population growth. And people aren’t moving to “Orlando.” They’re moving to incredible places like Horizon West, Winter Park, and Lake Nona. Horizon West exploded from ~14,000 residents in 2010 to nearly 75,000 in 2025 and has become one of the fastest-growing master planned communities in the country. Lake Nona has transformed into a legitimate innovation and health-tech hub with Medical City, UCF’s medical campus, biotech investment, autonomous transit programs, and one of the most ambitious mixed-use developments in the country. Winter Park gives you a completely different vibe, walkable streets, lakes, great restaurants, Rollins College, old Florida charm, and household incomes north of $130k for families. People talk about the heat, but the reality is Orlando has 8-9 months a year with incredible weather while much of the country is dealing with snow, gray skies, or brutal winters. And then there’s lifestyle. You get lake living almost year round. World-class golf. Boating. Restaurants. Professional sports. And the #1 tourist corridor on earth sitting 20 minutes away whenever you actually want it. Disney, Universal, concerts, conventions, Michelin-level dining, events, all accessible without needing to live in the middle of it. The business ecosystem is also way more developed than outsiders realize. Deloitte, Lockheed Martin, EA Sports, Siemens, KPMG, Disney, and a growing tech + healthcare ecosystem all have major operations here. Orlando’s GDP is approaching $200B. And MCO has quietly become one of the best airports in the country. When I lived in Dallas and Denver, out-of-town visitors came every few months. In Orlando, it’s basically every week. People underestimate Central Florida because they associate it with tourism. Meanwhile, a lot of us are over here wondering why more people haven’t figured it out yet. Cc: @kenpozek

@hpierrejacques and my balls are sweaty 24/7

I love Miami summers. Tourist stop coming. Locals head north. Limited traffic. Eat at any restaurant. Discounts everywhere. No lines. Heat sucks, but worth it.

@omgsidewalks shithead?

WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN YOUR SELF ESTEEM IS EXTREMELY LOW, BUT YOUR EGO IS HIGH, I MEAN YOU HATĖ YOURSELF, BUT YOU STILL THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE.

Holy sh*t. Thomas Massie says he’s going to start publicly naming billionaires implicated in the Epstein files because Trump’s DOJ refuses to convict. More courage than the rest of the GOP has combined.

@MiamiHerald Pulitzer Prize journalism

ARod is suddenly single. Ex-slugger splits from girlfriend, she says miamiherald.com/miami-com/miam…

@MiamiHerald sweaty scrotums

What do the super-wealthy want in Miami? See what they like — and don’t miamiherald.com/news/business/…

Tampa has to be the most boring place I’ve ever visited in my life.