I didn’t water my orchids last week

@Ary7np5 @lukasadinla @ConnorEatsPants @GoBucks5240

@fritose44 @Cipak_Misfits94 @Awk20000 You don’t even know proper grammar, Fritose 💀💀 Read a book 💀💀

@Cipak_Misfits94 @Awk20000 Devin get off the Internet and get a job loser,your not funny,your not witty,you don't have friends,you don't have friends because no one likes you.

Asmongold responds to ConnorEatsPants accusing him of botting, says he’s been top 5 for almost a decade Also laughs at Hasan not following Connor on Twitch “Let’s see how he’s doing on Twitch..500 viewers..huh so he just goes live & plays Fortnite/Deadlock to 300 viewers..and u got 7 followers..ur out there going to bat for him & he’s not even following u”

@puttheLinLions @buggirlypop @cezthesocialist You’ve never felt the love of anyone in your life

@buggirlypop @cezthesocialist Pronouns in bio + septum ring. Another retard alert 🚨

I was 3 years old when Obama became President

@chuckfreymusic you’re from Pennsylvania bro 💀💀💀

Nothing

@ayoayoyoyo01 @GenericSnarky You actually need mental help dude. I hope one day you realize how much of your life you’ve wasted by drowning in your own hatred.

@GenericSnarky Elon is not the fault. The fault is black folks shouldnt do things they are not allowed.

Our racist shitposts are so powerful they can kill people now??? Wow, thanks Elon!

@Nrthms1 @tylerfromdennys @ShawnOnTheRight @The_Feminist_TM “Centrist” yeah okay bro 💀💀

@tylerfromdennys @ShawnOnTheRight @The_Feminist_TM Straight couples do but it's hard to adopt because the Government LOVES hurting children (decades of useless wars prove that) Sorry renting wombs and buying babies should be illegal. Plenty of straight couples want to adopt, gay people are just child trafficking now

@YachtRocBillSam @PeriklesGREAT bro you have no game looking like this

How do you feel about interracial relationships ?

Tfw you ruined your entire term

it’s just a flag

The pilots on my flight haven’t said a word to each other yet

@joey_p1010 Old head

16 year old hostess was quoting TikTok brain rot so i told her I didn’t get her generation… she goes “we’re in the same generation” I screamed in the walk-in

coming May 2 Car Seat Headrest - ‘The Scholars’ presave/preorder : carseatheadrest.mat-r.co/thescholars band photo by Carlos Cruz

Seasonal depression “isn’t real” until you get a warm day in February and realize you’ve been dead inside for months

obi-wan’s message to the surviving jedi after order 66:

Nothing better to do than to go to bed. Franz Kafka, 1907.