Chris Orchard

@Manutd_addicts It’s not April 1st just yet 🙈🤷🏻‍♂️

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United new stadium will feature a VIP area which will include a swimming pool and TV to watch the match while in the water, this VIP area will go for £500 per match on average. WOW that view looks stunning😍😍😍😍😍

@DaleJohnsonBBC Strange take. Grey zone?? What’s that all about? If that’s the case then all penalty shouts should be declined if the ref doesn’t give it on the field. VAR is there to intervene on obvious errors? That is it? Yet time and time again it’s used for ‘grey areas’

On Amad and Evanilson penalty situations. Both might or might not have been penalties. They are subjective, in the grey zone. So on-field decision stands. VAR's role is not, and ever has been, to create consistency of decision making. Each is judged individually. #BOUMUN

@TheMasters @McIlroyRory That wine list 😳 💵 💵

Served in honor of Mr. Rory McIlroy. #themasters

@Stokedfight Anthony Joshua!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The best boxers of all time! Thoughts on this list?

@WhitesideOne Best Utd kit ever 😍

@Footballtweet There may not have ever been the ‘special one’ but for an horrific off side call from a Scholes goa earlier in tha match

📅 On this day, exactly 21 years ago, José Mourinho did this when Porto scored a last-minute goal against Manchester United. 🤣 The Special One was born. 🍿

@ChukwumaOdelugo @707SharpLol @trussliz @grok Fuckin retard

@707SharpLol @trussliz @grok, which war did United Kingdom fight in 1982 alone?

Justified and damning.

@SkySportsGolf what is going on with this ‘hybrid’ commentary team? It’s awful! So dull and lacking any insight and humour. When are you bringing @ewenmurray77 back?

@EPLBible Bang on is Ruud. It’s a load of shite nowadays

🚨 Ruud Gullit is NOT A FAN of the current era of football… 🗣️"I have decided to STOP watching football. ‼️ I don't enjoy our sport anymore. I watched Arsenal vs Chelsea, what an absolute GARBAGE match of football!" "I see players trying to create corner kicks, trying to create throw-ins, I see ball boys ready to give towels to the players. Football has become absolutely HORRIBLE. I hope that this is not the path we are heading at." "I am waiting for players who will take on defenders again, someone like Lamine Yamal. I am missing the joy! I just don't enjoy football anymore." "Everyone is executing tasks on the pitch. Where are the players dribbling? Where are the players with b*lls? WHY IS EVERYONE PASSING?! PASSING! PASSING! PASSING!"

@samuelluckhurst What is this new technology?? Double glazing?? 🤦🏻‍♂️

Benjamin Sesko is such a perfectionist he had double-glazed windows fitted to his home to block out the air traffic noise from nearby Manchester Airport so his sleeping would improve #mufc thesun.co.uk/sport/38383136…

@markgoldbridge Always a negative. Everytime you open yer trap!

Three points is all that matters but if Maguire had been sent off and a penalty given against us for what that Palace defender did there'd be uproar. Fair play to Cunha but that's never a foul or a penalty and it gets less of one the more you see it. VAR really is crap

@1990sUtd I was 15 at the time and I remember being kept in at the end of the game but chucked off the terraces by stewards into the enclosed forecourt while Leeds fans chucked all sorts over the walls at us like sitting ducks with nowhere to go. Great days 😂

Final place at stake, evil atmosphere, puny allocation, Reds all over Elland Road, Yorkies rioting, Montpellier's scouting mission under attack Read the full hilarious story in THOSE WERE THE DAYS - the definitive account of Utd in the 1990s Buy it now: pay.tide.co/products/1990s…

@Observer90210 @NRL Haha always the ‘we are not really serious about this concept’ reply when the NRL teams get beat. When you win it it’s the ‘how shit are the Poms at this game’ reply. Broncos turned up complacent like most NRL teams do. Just turn up and win mentality. They were rank end of.

@NRL Good trial game for the Broncos to blowout some cobwebs. If they ever get serious about this concept it would be when both teams are in season and playing regularly.

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@Cantona_Collars Tasty atmosphere that day

32 years ago today – Ryan Giggs scored the only goal of the League Cup Semi Final 1st Leg against Sheffield Wednesday.

@FootballviralHQ What a weirdo

Kee Thomas reacts to United win over Fulham.

@TNLUK The new website is atrocious. So confusing and difficult to navigate. Needs a re-think as ther was nothing wrong with the previous model. Why try and reinvent the wheel??

🗞️ Good news 🗞️ Our new look app and website are now live, thank you for your patience.

@WelBeast What a plonker. Arsenal ‘fan’ stating we won the treble in 98??? A year in which they won the league. Rent free big time with this mon! Clueless!!

18 Champions league games will be played tonight and your team will not be involved but it’s okay, you won a treble in 1998.

@AFTVMedia It’s that time of year again lads…….👀😂😂

Absolute cr*p. Everytime.

@piersmorgan Wimbledon

BOOOOOOOOOOM! 2-2. Now go win it, Arsenal.

@WhitesideDee @NormanWhiteside Alty Market 🍻👍🏻

Friday afternoon date… love you @NormanWhiteside ♥️♥️♥️