Oren Mazor 💨 @[email protected]

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Scare a developer in 3 words. 👻

@ALL_CAPS @psyoureanidiot Add goat

@orenmazor @psyoureanidiot Cyberpunk Steampunk Taco Simulator 2023

@ALL_CAPS @psyoureanidiot Brilliant. I’d eat cyberpunk steampunk tacos

@psyoureanidiot @orenmazor It’s like a puzzle from Myst. You just start flipping random switches and hear a generator start up somewhere in the distance while your tacos start to slowly cook.

@wickdchiq nobody's nonchalant anymore

Question: how come no one whistles anymore?

@jamespmcleod lets see that swanky bookcase too 👀

Sorry, I can't come into work today. I need to sit quietly and watch the new leaf on my birds of paradise as it gradually unfurls. Actually, just to be safe, maybe the whole week.

@jessrawk @EXPENSIVE_HOE

@EXPENSIVE_HOE I will give @orenmazor his due for that one.

Not even gonna lie: one of the best things about this year was @EXPENSIVE_HOE . 💕💕💕

Obsessed with this photography project showing civil servants aIn different countries. First, Bolivia:

Sutcliffe: if tourists aren’t able to eat weird over priced variations on poutine without seeing visible signs of poverty I will kill myself on live tv Ottawa citizen; this is the mayoral candidate we need

People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins. It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_ lose.

@ALL_CAPS I’m so hungry

@orenmazor Ford be like, "Mmmm, those potatoes are lookin' mighty fine…" [with apologies to Anthony Adams, he doesn't deserve to be associated with Ford]

I kinda feel bad [not really] for O’Toole constantly having to look over his shoulder to prevent Ford and Kenney from sticking their dicks in his election mashed potatoes.

@ALL_CAPS You should name your podcast “sticking dicks in mashed potatoes”