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@archaicf0ssil That's why they need a Guinan that acts as a counselor but also encourages their demons.

The whole space station is fucked even the therapist needs a therapist

@prophecy_profit @archaicf0ssil They technically had a therapist during the episode O'Brien was implanted with prison memories.

@archaicf0ssil DS9 finally gets a therapist after six years. Ezri’s has tons of work to do.

Ezri Dax

@vanaheimrF @archaicf0ssil Ezri would have gotten less hate if she was brought on season 6, so they didn't have to front load the final season developing her character.

@archaicf0ssil I hate that they killed off Jadzia (fuck you Prick Berman!” But I also really like Ezri. She deserves one more season!

The DS9 crew finally has a therapist but the therapist is a tiny ball of anxiety who is their dead friend inside a new body that goes through an identity crisis every 5 minutes

@archaicf0ssil She's an adorkable queen and I'll hear no different.

I've only just met Ezri and I'm already obsessed with their anxious puppy energy

@archaicf0ssil Yes, I absolutely adore Ezri and no one will ever make me hate her.

Dax will find Sisko in every lifetime

My reaction to Jadzia's death

@OrwellNGoode $12.99 Coors Light is crazy.

Nice abs.. I hope (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠)

@ChrisExpTheNews That Japanese chef spent 10 years in America studying at different burger joints while meticulously making only burgers everyday just to perfect the preparation of each component.

Europeans: "I don't care how many of you tell us we're misinformed, we know for a fact you eat jarred hot dogs with something called 'hot dog sauce'." Meanwhile, the Japanese:

@samwakinsvv So many people surprised about a blue Florida forget that it used to be a swing state.

This is actually crazy

@archaicf0ssil It makes sense when the Federation was in its Pax Romana era, but that policy needed t9 be revised after Wolf-359.

Sometimes you watch Star Trek and you're just like "it's really fucked up that there's kids here why are there kids here"

@archaicf0ssil Colm got flashbacks to Up the Long Ladder and said absolutely not. If only Voyager could remember this for the Fairhaven episodes.

Reading about how the Rumpelstiltskin DS9 episode was originally supposed to be about a leprechaun but they changed it to not be offensive to Irish people

@MotiveXRP @Cambone88 @TheSimpsons Depends on the episode

@Cambone88 @TheSimpsons How do you get to the basement? 😏

Map of the @TheSimpsons house 🏠 #TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever

@RealiaAmelia $10 in 1952 is approximately $125, which is still a steal for a giant bag of groceries.

back in the 50s you could get a comically large block of ice for 10¢

I ask you to help in my behavioural experiment. I ask you to press a button when the man in the chair answers my questions incorrectly. I explain that the button will electrocute him, not enough to kill him, but to bring him severe pain. Do you do it?

I love the films, bit they've done irreparable harm to LotR discourse.

@GreenTextRepost As great as Aragorn, Faramir, and Prince Imrahil are, they are nothing compared to Elendil, Isildur, and Anarion.

anon submission

@malmesburyman The pope should be wearing Dorothy's slippers.

This is shameful. His shoes should be made exclusively by an old Italian man at a company that has been making shoes for Popes since the 1400s or something.

@SweetSavvySavio @TNOQuoProQuid @guhnomercy I'm trying to better articulate my theory since leaving Utah, but I've been seeing a certain breed of Midwest Protestant that is culturally very similar to Utah Mormons.

@TNOQuoProQuid @guhnomercy Are we sure they're Mormon? It gives off Utah Mormon home, but also one kid is wearing a cross and that's very not Mormon to do historically 🤔

i mean this in the nicest way possible but: are white people getting *more* mormon somehow?