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@TrendingEx Tech tech tech. Now see as full stack developer Dey hustle for work. That useless HR no fit pay reach 500k

Trending: Overzealous Nigerian HR rejects senior full-stack software developer because he didn’t have picture on his WhatsApp DP. “Sorry we don’t respond to faceless people. When you are ready to work on your WhatsApp settings let me know. Good day.” — HR

@seyimakinde @ark_PR Atiku would not stand a chance in this coming election Walai

Therefore, today, I, Oluseyi Abiodun Makinde, announce my candidacy for the position of the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria under the PDP/APM Alliance.

@Nafeesa1404 Why would she borrow millions after getting her visa? This story no add up

I just read a story about a woman that really makes you pause and think about the pressure around “japa” in today’s world. She was 31, living in Lagos and earning about ₦45k a month while working in a boutique company. On paper, she was managing life, but in reality she felt stuck. Around her, people were relocating abroad, posting new lives, new opportunities, new beginnings. And like many others, she started to feel like she was being left behind. At some point, she decided she wanted the same chance. She spoke to a travel agent who told her the full relocation process would cost about ₦10 million. That figure was far beyond her reach, so she chose a different path she would do it herself. She started small. She used her ₦500k savings to begin her visa application and, against her expectations, she got a 6-month visa on her first attempt. That success gave her hope and pushed her further. Then things escalated. She sold her late father’s land for ₦5 million. She borrowed from more than a dozen people. She sold nearly everything she owned TV, generator, wardrobe, bed until she was literally sleeping on clothes on the floor. As time ran out and pressure mounted, she made more desperate decisions. She secretly sublet her apartment for ₦700k, bought a flight ticket for ₦1.9 million, and even sent ₦2 million to someone abroad who promised to sort out accommodation. By the time she was done, she had just ₦120k left to her name. Her family saw her off at the airport. There were photos, videos, emotions everyone believing this was the beginning of a new chapter. On the plane, she kept reassuring herself that life was finally about to change.

@ChibuPower121 You dont know exactly who he is😂 stop capping

To the person who broke into my house last night: You knew no one was home, and you stole almost everything. But you made one big mistake you forgot about the DVR and the security cameras that recorded everything. I now know exactly who you are. What hurts me the most is that you are someone my family knows and respects. Someone we trusted. You have 5 hours to return every single item you stole and repair the damaged door. Bring everything back to the house. I know you’re following me, and I know you will see this.

@eazymedia123 Make sure Collect your one month salary bro. Dem Dey craze

Getting a disengagement notice on a Monday morning for a job I've spent only 2 weeks on has to be the most traumatic thing that has ever happened to me in a long time. I relocated from Ibadan to Lagos because of this 💔

@realsultanoa @EverythingCar_X Make him change the turbo so the smoke go stop, I go buy am 14m

@EverythingCar_X Engine na 7 to 9m hope you get sense, turbo is less than a million naira, small money

2016 C300 available buy and change turbo and do the AC, “the car de smoke diee” 😂😂

@MillzRanky @flowzki A word is enough for the wise. Sha buy tracker make you install am inside the bike where they won’t see it.

@osiberu @flowzki I fit be thug too no worry 😩😂😂

just to put this into perspective .. i’m 2006 my uncle did business with a newspaper outlet & was paid a lump sum, he started a bike business, where he bought 3 bikes, gave people & they always come to our house to pay him every sunday. he bought each bike 90k each. 😊😊

@MillzRanky @flowzki I’ve gone through your profile I see you’re a soft guy. Don’t waste your money. That business is for thugs. If you can’t stand your ground and break bottle on someone’s head, don’t go into it. Your bike will lost bro😂😂

@flowzki "where he bought 3 bikes, gave people & they always come to our house to pay him every sunday. " Wanna start this,but with shuttle busses,do help me God

@JoyZainab1 Didn’t you tell the vendor your size before he/she sent it

Some vendors enh 😂😂😂😂

@techstartersX Why don’t you just carry gun

₦900K for a training? Yes. You also live in a furnished apartment, get hands-on practical experience, sit for an international certification, and leave with a network that actually opens doors. Cheap courses exist. You’ve tried them.

@Am_Blujay That kids body will go through, but his head will never go through

Kids will kill us one day 😂😂

@GreatRober49687 @retweets_9ja @Vendorsrepost It’s looks cool. What’s the issue?

😭😭 How do you even do this to a Lexus?

@a4lasade So 25k per yard seems like exploitation but sewing for 120k is cool yh?

Last year, a friend told me she was getting married. I was genuinely happy for her. She said her aso ebi was ₦25,000 per yard and ₦10,000 for gele. I didn’t even think twice. I ordered 4 yards + gele. ₦110,000 gone immediately. When the lace arrived… I won’t lie, I was disappointed. But I ignored it and focused on my outfit. My designer charged ₦120,000 for sewing. Then I decided to calculate everything: Aso ebi — ₦110,000 Sewing — ₦120,000 Hotel — ₦50,000 Bridal shower — ₦50,000 Transport — ₦20,000 Makeup — ₦30,000 Spraying — ₦50,000 Total: ₦430,000 That was the moment I made my decision. I wasn’t going anywhere again. The painful part? I later saw the exact same lace in Wuse Market for ₦16,000 per yard. And that’s when the question hit me: When did celebrating your friend become a financial burden? What’s the most you’ve spent attending someone’s wedding?

@Dammi_Esq He just needs to pay for storage of the cement for 4 months. 100k is a reasonable price at 25k per month.

I sell cement at the market here in Abeokuta. A customer came to pay for 150 bags of cement, collected receipt and disappeared for over 4 months. Yesterday, he came back with trucks to carry the cement. He said he had been seriously sick since the day after he made payment, that’s why he couldn’t come earlier. I explained to him that the price of cement has increased since then and he needs to add more money before carrying the goods. I even offered to refund the exact amount he paid back then if he’s not comfortable. Omo, the man got angry immediately 😩 He said he’s not adding any money and he’s not collecting refund. According to him, “na the cement wey I pay for I wan carry.” He even threatened to drag me legally next week. Before he drags me, that’s why I said I should ask if I’m really wrong because honestly, market price don go up and I no wan lose money o. Pls what do I do now I need your advice it seems this man wants to chêât me ?

@olasebotifeg Shey goat don frustrate you before?? These goats go fly fence enter my compound Dey scatter dustbin. I wan craze that time

the goats did too much but throwing them down? nah

@Kraytur3 I sent 8k to a pos shop, they got credited twice, meanwhile I sent the money once.

Sent 16 million naira to Nigeria, it was taking a minute to deliver so I cancelled but still got credited 16 million naira in my Nigerian account while the remit refunded my dollars, the money has been in that account for months and has not been recovered what should I do guys?

@EbenFalaiye @MFameland @ChuksEricE People eat dogs regularly in calabar like it’s no man’s business. So why the outcry. the writer writes based on his exposure.

@osiberu @MFameland @ChuksEricE No now, have you not heard of Christmas chickens etc....Pple eat chickens for Christmas celebrations. If you want chicken pet, buy and rear and name it. It is a Free world. That year we were with Mr Salami and the chickens tasted yummy!!

A young mother has cr!ed out for help after reportedly receiving threats following her viral video. In the video, she raised concerns about a story included in a textbook used by her son’s school.

@Engr_Ashile I wonder why you are always proud of rubbish. Remove the Engr in your name cos you are a quack and are tarnishing the name of the engineering profession in Nigeria. But this mumu will rather buy a direct Tokunbo engine than a Nigerian used engine. Engineer igbalode

Forget tools, Nigeria mechanics will pieces and decouple this engine perfectly.

@Mikeliberation It seems the girls are rented. So they have the right to demand for payment to sew the materials. They should even be paid appearance fee. These introverts think they can eat their cake and have it.

During my cousin’s wedding last year, he bought aso-ebi clothes for eight girls and gave them out for free. Each outfit cost ₦8,000, totaling ₦64,000. After collecting the clothes, they started demanding that he also pay for the sewing. I was there with him that day, so I told the chief bridesmaid that’s not how it’s usually done. He had already spent ₦64,000 on their outfits, and they were still asking for more. He was on a tight budget and didn’t feel confident enough to tell them he couldn’t afford it. This is someone who almost had to borrow money for the wedding. The chief bridesmaid got angry, threw her dress on the ground, and left. In most places I’ve seen, the couple gives you the cloth and tells you the price—you pay for it yourself. But these girls got theirs for free. I don’t know… maybe his wife had hyped my cousin too much to them, or is this really how it’s done?

@iamopsy_ @OtuBabaKings Please come and carry the boxers you gave me

I hardly see females take back their gifts after a breakup....but you see that male gender,they'd even change their Netflix password 🤦‍♀️