what really?

this clip of Luxo has to be the most David Brent shit i've ever seen

@wandaharland I remember camping at Holdsworth and waking to find some tents had gone the way of your shed - not ours (which was actually yours I think) as we had picked a lucky spot

Spooky moment - just checked twitter and the Council is advertising changes to our recycling...

Why to the windiest nights of the week always coincide with recycling night? Ah the dulcet tones of plastic bottles barrelling down the street at 3am.

@wandaharland so been a bit windy then

@wandaharland I totally recommend Cobra Kai. Karate kid but good

We've joined the 21st Century and ditched the landline. I kind of miss it as we're all terrible at keeping our cell phones close. I now have to make multiple calls to find out if someone is home - is this really the way of the future?

15 yo dog is trying to keep up with puppy - the heavy breathing is x-rated

@wandaharland Stop it. Law & Order was ruined years ago for me once someone pointed out the permanently side-cocked head.

Hello Twitter - it's been a while

@nxcare can you please let me know whether the 13:10 from Cheltenham to Heathrow is ever going to arrive? It’s now 50min late. NX444.

@nxupdates when is the Cheltenham to Heathrow service due to arrive nx444. Was due arle ct 13:10, is now 13:55?

Today I saw a tow-truck and escort continuously honk for 1-2mins and make absolutely no progress. No one seemed to link the tow-truck wanting to get through with the possibility that the very heavy traffic might be because of a crash... in fact a 4 car crash. #bikecommuting

Guess what happens when a street sweeper forgets to lift their brushes, while driving at 50kph. It’s quite a pretty fireworks show in the dark of the early morning. #bikecommuting

@greeenappple and you were correct by the photos on stuff this morning

Think someone just smashed into the subway at epuni shops. Huge crashing sound, house even shuddered. Police and fire engines everywhere.

The needle threading trick kinda excites me. Does it work in real life? I’ll report back. twitter.com/learn_things/s…

@wandaharland Is that the Australian Dentist + Plastic Surgeon giving each other business by pointing out their patients “flaws” show on Netflix?

@badwandaharland I know! She had no clue about the irony of her blabbering on about people not caring about other people. The people getting wet didn’t count