Osomba Fredrick

@ochiengnellie @ivymuthe Halafu unasikia mjinga mwingine anasema si lazima ukue mchafu ndiyo uonekane homeless 🤣🤣🤣I didn't even engage

@ivymuthe Was 🤔 from the video how a homeless person had such well manicured nails, latest design in town

When rumours started flying that Mike Sonko had rescued a homeless, expectant woman abandoned on the streets, Lilian’s colleagues were left staring in disbelief, mouths wide open. They even held an impromptu video-watching staff meeting just to confirm that the Lilian in Sonko’s video was indeed the same woman they clocked in with every day. Apparently, the daughter of Jezebel had left work on Friday the 12th after finishing her shift, laughing and chatting with colleagues as if life was moving perfectly according to God’s timetable. Nothing looked out of place. Everyone was already in full weekend mode — planning nyama choma, sleeping until noon, and pretending Monday didn’t exist. Then Monday arrived. Lilian didn’t report to work. Her colleagues covered her shift because, after all, she was heavily pregnant. Everyone assumed she had gone into labour. Office gossip quickly concluded she was somewhere in a maternity ward, courageously facing the pains of childbirth. Some colleagues had even started discussing flowers, baby gifts, and heartfelt congratulatory messages. Then… suddenly, out of nowhere, Mike Sonko uploaded a video to Facebook. The headline? A desperate, homeless, abandoned expectant woman rescued from the streets. People watched casually at first… Then someone zoomed in. “My God! My God! Why have You forsaken me!” “Guys… isn’t that Lilian?!” The office instantly turned into an investigation bureau. Screenshots flew everywhere. Phones rang non-stop. Eyes refused to blink. The woman they knew as a thriving colleague was now trending as a homeless victim. Their confusion has now applied for permanent residency. At this point, nobody knows whether to contribute to a baby shower, organise a welfare meeting, or simply wait for Season Two. Life in this town is more unpredictable than your neighbour’s Wi-Fi password. Anyway, poverty remains our universal enemy. Everyone is fighting their own battles in their own way.

@amerix Somebody to give me a pistol I go kill that bastard

We chased Adani for a fathead? Until today, I still don't believe this is true. Really?

@fit_ermined Wewe enda utombwe, ghasia

Eventually, they will all round up together and once again it will be the political class against the people. Wakenya amkeni!!!

@Muhenga001 @BoyMtall @Naomikibandi 🤣🤣Nyayo to tao a walking distance of 25 minutes 🤣🤣mtu anaringa nayo

@BoyMtall @Naomikibandi 😂😂😂😂😂. As if kutoka Nyayo hadi tao ni mbali.

George Ruto-There are times huwa nasota mpaka nakosa bundles.

@citizentvkenya Like he made Saul

There is a reason God made me President - Ruto citizen.digital/article/there-…

@MissKwegah1 Na kwa garage kuna boys hapo,hujakuwa motivated na Damaris na Kaka Boy wake?

In 4 yrs we 1990 babies will be 40 yrs old. Na Sina mutu. Sina firstborn. Sina mjukuu. Nalala pekeyangu kana maiti 😭😭😭

@zankingg @amerix @floraflorobs You can't understand,just brag

@amerix @floraflorobs Wake up men. You can’t still be sleeping!

Wake up! A man sleeping at this hour is an embarrassment to himself, his parents and his lineage. Wake up! Be useful.

@Naomikibandi Nkts,why don't those specialized treatment be done in Meru by equipping hospitals? nkts

“There was a time I was seriously sick and had to be rushed to Nairobi by ambulance. I almost lost my life. Meru urgently needs an airstrip so that, in emergencies, leaders can be airlifted to Nairobi for specialized treatment"-Former Governor Kiraitu Murungi

@FGaitho237 A fat toad castigate a fellow toad(Aladwa)hii dunia

Routing for Egypt tonight, a team and country that once gave me opportunities when others wouldn’t.

@amerix It ought to have fallen 50 years ago

The United Kingdom has fallen.

@mis61964 Ile borehole iko katikati!?

What am I? Slim or Petite?

@DanChepta If this is alcohol,let me continue drinking sugar less tea

A young man, unable to compose himself due to alcohol addiction, Cannot lift a spoon to eat without tasting alcohol to regain his composure. Despite his willingness to leave alcohol behind, He states, "Staying without alcohol is like being in prison."

@NdaraweAnd39328 @CryptoNivestor @ivymuthe The truth has hurt you,Voi is better than Mombasa

@CryptoNivestor @ivymuthe And it has not liked you either... Stay on your lane

Unpopular opinion: Mombasa is one of the ugliest and most boring cities in the world. Were it not for the ocean, it would be useless.

@C_NyaKundiH But I'm seeing it in chatgpt as Takaichi hiyo former ni kama alikuwa mavitu

ChatGPT has not updated Japan PM So it caught the lazy state house boys. 😂😂😂

@samba16864 @otienowill As for me I'm understanding,one example is eurobond,so what's hard there not to understand

@otienowill Kasongo clowns, Wanjigi can’t muster even 4 people to support just keep using odious debt as a slogan which nobody understands. Willis and Wanjigi are batting for Kasongo

If leaders in the current administration genuinely believe that portions of the debt accumulated during the previous administration were irregular, wasteful, or even odious, why do they continue servicing those obligations without first conducting a comprehensive public audit? If the debt was illegitimate, then continued repayment raises serious questions. Is it because they lack the evidence to prove their claims, or because some of those now condemning the debt were themselves participants, beneficiaries, or silent accomplices when it was being contracted?

@WuodRamula @FaithOdhiambo8 Ifuwo kolundi

@FaithOdhiambo8 Idwa kendi gi atwara kaka Orengo? Atwara ochawa ka chieth. Be in nya Luo adier?

Theeka Theeka Theeka! Kwani hamjui jokes?! All love guys! Tupatane round 2!

@georgediano I can't be a husband to a politician, better I die single ikishindikana

Nominated Senator Tabitha Mutinda Munene has left her husband & his family seeing with their mouth wide open. In a shocking display of raw political privilege, the Senator weaponized state machinery to settle a domestic score. She reportedly had her husband arrested at 2:00 am on Friday, leaving him to rot in a cold Kilimani police cell over the entire weekend. Shee mercilessly unleashed Kamata Kamata Friday on her own spouse and the father of their children. Kamata kamata is a malicious tactic usually reserved for high-profile political targets to ensure they cannot secure bail until Monday morning. For a wife to use it against her husband represents a level of calculation that has left family members and insiders seeing with their mouth wide own. What makes this entire ordeal incredibly dark is the timing. The husband is currently in deep mourning after just Burying her mother. While the family is still trying to process the devastating loss of their matriarch, the Senator chose this exact moment of profound vulnerability to strike. While the husband was busy cooling his Sundus trying to process her mother's death, Tabitha allegedly pulled strings within the security apparatus to ensure her husband spent his weekend behind bars, waiting to be paraded in court on Monday morning. Normally, ordinary family disputes are handled by counselors, elders, or civil courts. They do not involve rapid-response as if hunting for terrorists. Tabitha’s modus operandi is exactly how women with power operate, they can show you pepe live live my brother. Her husband is currently facing devastating nightmares from all sides. Beyond the trauma of the jail cell, the husband’s family is fighting an uphill financial battle. They are currently dealing with Unpaid Pending Bills with Money tied up in completed projects that have yet to be compensated. The husband also takes care of his Sick Elderly Father who's an old man dealing with severe health issues alongside extreme stress. The father generously put up his shamba as collateral to secure bank loans to fund the couple's new house and businesses. Because of financial strain, that family land is now at risk of being repossessed by auctioneers. While all this happens.Tabitha is busy moving around doing PR, showcasing her generosity in helping people yet she's traumatizing her own husband & his family. Women with a little power can become very dangerous, now imagine her as an elected leader. It's hard being a man ayaaam telling you. Men should learn from other men's predicaments. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos in that thing called Mareej.

@MwauraIsaac1 Reduced by zero point ang'o?🤣🤣🤣

FUEL PRICE REDUCED: BEI YA MAFUTA IMESHUKA!!!

@JalangoMwenyewe You believe you're going home?

I believe

@fabian_nyaga @C_NyaKundiH You mean hakuna carpenters wanaeza pima sanduku lake?🤣🤣🤣

@C_NyaKundiH Hapa kutoshea kwa sanduku noma,Labda tulipue tumbo 😅😅

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