jen ☆

bing bong

need to learn the phonetic alphabet because i just said “r as in rupaul” and the person on the other end started laughing…..

Eating crackers and cheese in my bed I never gave a fuck

When you have a friend

@otamanej The event is BYOBRLS (bring your own bryan rust light switch)

@sidbrini chill on me….

Do you want to hang out by the bryan rust light switch

girl that's nathan fielder

“would you like to..nvm”

A new species of monkey with big orange lips has been discovered in the Democratic Republic of the Congo Researchers have already proposed listing Likweli as an endangered species

NEW MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!

was going to get the suicide prevention chipotle bowl for dinner until i remembered cilantro is compromised under the explosive shitting regime

their smiles immediately dropping when marcelo mentioned the women’s winning gold like okay losers

our love has gone cold your intertwining your soul with somebody else

I love how this pic shows SpongeBob has affection for Plankton, who’s adversarial towards him, and Squidward, who feels hostile indifference. SpongeBob understands that not everyone will like you, but they can still contribute to your wellbeing by being part of the spice of life

i dont wanna say what happened i just wanna let it go nothing was the same right after i went to the funeral

how life feels when you don't have an insecure loser draining you

real

Who the FUCK texting me

Life will be good to be soon. Life will be good to be soon. Life will be good to be soon.