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SadKermit

@otiknuks

"If you hadn't left the swamp, you'd be feeling pretty miserable anyhow."

Katılım Ağustos 2011
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We did it, together.
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I started supported Arsenal in 1989 and suffered the boring years (1-0 to the arse-n-al), followed by the Wenger glory years, when Iwatched some of the greatest footballers to have ever played. Then came the era of the tiny midfielders and no trophys But tonight we're back
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@rustyrockets Well you shagged everything else, its about time you got round to flags.
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Patriots.
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@MyLordBebo Always with masks, no identifying numbers. And they'll tell you it's a crime to be anonymous online.
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..he kept requesting the junior aliens for probing duty
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I have risen from my sickbed and the void is boring. These replies are now my open-mic night. Drop your best joke, in any language, any level of blasphemy. I will repost the funniest ones with credit. Entertain me and lets engage followers.
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@REDACTEDJokes Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.
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@coaiecrete 1) She hasn't. 2) However, the statement is correct.
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@alphafox I've had it with these mother-forking snakes on this mother-forking plate.
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ThisIsntWorkingPodcast
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Suffer from 'imposter syndrome'? So does this @UniofOxford lecturer... but not for the reason you might expect. Can we help with his workplace dilemma? And who wants to point out the elephants in the room?
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