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Don’t go there bro i don be land lord before you start Dey see yahoo money

I touch iPhone today ,una really dey enjoy ooo

If I’m at home and my mummy wants to cook semo for instance , she’ll ask if I’ll eat, I’ll say no. She’ll put water on fire and ask me again ,I’ll say no. When she wants to turn the semo she’ll ask if she should turn my own, I’ll still say no. When semo is ready she’ll still come to ask if she should dish my own I’ll shout no. When she dishes her semo she’ll tell me to come and take one or two morsel and I’ll get angry and say I’m not eating seh. Later I’ll enter the kitchen because I want to eat semo, open cooler and see she has carefully wrapped semo for me, I’ll eat it and she’ll say she knows I’ll later get hungry and eat it. The day wey my aunty ask me if I go chop semo and I talk no, I enter her kitchen, she don wash semo pot and the plate wey she take chop, no semo for cooler too. I ask why she no keep semo for me , she say I talk say I no dey chop now. E pain me gan 😭😭😂😂

i refuse to believe i’m a real person 😭😭😭

Airtel e no go better for una papa.

There’s a reason water is always coded blue and blood is red.

"We listen, We don’t judge." Smartphone Edition.

An Agent just sent me this. I just laugh, no strength to reply If you see the house, looking like a dungeon 😩

Women look good to impress other women more than to impress men.