overheardaudit

the excel tutorial on YouTube me:

*9 am* staff: hola senior: I am ready to log off

“I’m an amazing accountant in my sleep.”

“what’s an audit?”

“i’m so tired my heart hurts.”

I told the client the bank balance on the rec did not agree to the bank statement. Her response... “they never agree.”

my friend needs to learn accounting in two days, any good resources? accounting major: adderall

Doctors life goal: 1) become a doctor 3) marry a doctor 3) make their kids doctors Accountants life goals: 1) become an accountant 2) tell your siblings and friends not to be an accountant 3) tell everyone not to study accounting

me risking my entire professional career for an extra 15 min of sleep

“I literally have to google everything accounting related.”

I was at a cookout and an older man asked me what I did for a living. I said accounting. He winced and said “honey, you probably want to change that if you ever want a husband. No man wants to marry an accountant.”

i understand but at the same time don’t - how a variance of $100 million can be immaterial

“God save materiality and whoever created it.”

“As an accountant, I am a mourning person.”

“I’d date anyone that can get me out of public accounting.”

“I hate doing numbers. Literally makes my brain hurt.”

“accounting isn’t the addrenaline rush that most people think it is.”

first year in public accounting be like

“Such a coincidence that you always sample the errors.”

“why the fuck would anyone want to be an auditor?”