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United States Katılım Ekim 2019
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*saves file on computer* OneDrive: got it me: where? OneDrive: what
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nico@nicochristie·
I challenged the MSFT Excel World Champion to a battle. AI beat humans at Chess, then Go. But those are games We built an agent to surpass humans on the most important app in the history of work Meet Shortcut: The Excel AI Agent Comment SATYA and I'll send you free credits
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Notable from the CTO of uber (disclosure, I was the 3rd or 4th investor)
Praveen Neppalli@praveenTweets

Agentic AI adoption is on fire at @Uber, and it's changing the way we build, not just in engineering, but across the entire company. Today, 99% of our engineers use AI tools. More than 70% of pull requests are attributed to local or cloud agents. And our engineers have built 2,500+ agent skills across the software development lifecycle. Those numbers are exciting, but they led us to a much bigger question: How do we bring agentic AI beyond engineering? Finance. Legal. Operations. Marketing. Customer Support. HR. Procurement. These functions run on complex workflows that are often manual, highly nuanced, and spread across dozens of systems. You can't automate them effectively by looking at process diagrams or documentation. You have to understand how the work actually gets done. So we created something called Agentic Pods. The idea is simple. We handpicked ~30 of our most AI-proficient engineers (people with deep knowledge of Uber's systems) and paired each of them with a domain expert from a business function. Then we gave every pod just two weeks. • Days 1 – 2: Shadow the expert. Observe every step. Document workflows. Ask questions. Build intuition. • Day 3: Prioritize opportunities based on scale, repetition, business impact, and data availability. • Days 4 – 5: Build a working agent alongside the person doing the job. • Days 6 – 9: Validate with several others performing the same work. Does it generalize? Does it actually make their job better? • Day 10: Ship. In just the past two months, we've run 16 Agentic Pods across 16 different business functions. • Capital allocation across 150 cities: 15 hours → 30 minutes. • Financial pacing reports: 2 days → 10 minutes. • Marketing web quality assurance: 2 weeks → 50 minutes. • Support workflow creation: 9,000 manual workflows → self-service automation. The productivity gains are impressive, but what surprised us most wasn't the speed. • It was how quickly engineers embedded in unfamiliar domains uncovered opportunities that had been hiding in plain sight. • The biggest wins rarely come from automating one task. They come from rethinking an entire workflow. Once you redesign the workflow around AI, you often eliminate handoffs, remove unnecessary approvals, replace legacy tooling, reduce vendor spend, and dramatically accelerate decision-making. • The workflow becomes the unit of automation - not the individual task. • The most impactful agent skills cut across teams, orgs, functions, tools, and systems. The biggest lesson? The best AI opportunities are rarely visible from the outside. You discover them by sitting next to the people doing the work, understanding every friction point, and building with them, not for them. We're now forming a dedicated team to scale this further and go deeper. They'll deeply understand the work, redesign it from the ground up, and use AI to fundamentally change how the business operates. It's exciting times!

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can’t remember the last time i actually wrote an excel formula
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@MasonVersluis @Meta you must love burning money because there are tons of cases where people have tried and lost
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MASON VERSLUIS
MASON VERSLUIS@MasonVersluis·
It's official, my wife and I are SUING @Meta for wrongfully terminating her account FOR NOTHING, with no chance to appeal, or do anything to reinstate the account. We have begun the process and I encourage everyone who has had their Instagram account de-activated or banned for no reason to do so as well. You guys are disgusting for this. Years of family memories on her IG WIPED because you can't get your shitty A.I moderation right. Hundreds of hours put into content and building an income on your platform. @mosseri @AIatMeta
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did we replace ‘proficient in microsoft excel” with “proficient in promoting AI chat bots” yet
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i don’t care how bad life gets i’m not using CoPilot
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Amir Salihefendić
Amir Salihefendić@amix3k·
Imagine where Todoist would be today if, over the past 20 years, we’d never said no to features. I’m proud of how familiar Todoist still feels, even when we have improved things a ton. That didn’t happen by accident. That said, we can do an even better job here. And “subtraction over only addition” is something we’re going to focus on even more.
Brody MacLean ☻@BrodyMaclean

Major props to @todoist for 𝙣𝙤𝙩 shipping a feature. With pressure on teams to ship feature after feature – to hit goals, impress investors, and secure that upcoming bonus, holding the quality bar high & making the right call, even when that call is "no", takes real courage.

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Jordanreviewsittt@jordanreviewsit·
As a gift from management, you can leave 10 minutes early today to get a head start on your holiday weekend if you’re all caught up on work
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the Celtics traded Jaylen Brown and you think you’re irreplaceable at work
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@pitdesi we’re a small fry and get almost $1500/mo in cash back from shipping and facebook spend
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Sheel Mohnot
Sheel Mohnot@pitdesi·
Credit card points are a $30B annual transfer from Americans who are bad at spreadsheets to those who are good at them. if you don’t use a rewards card, you’re paying a tax on every purchase that goes to people who do use one
John Arnold@johnarnold

Premium credit cards have created a payment system that: - Taxes cash and debit users to fund credit card rewards - Encourages consumers toward high-interest debt - Shifts $9.2 billion annually from households earning <$150k to those earning more

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Andrew Wilkinson
Andrew Wilkinson@awilkinson·
Codex has transformed how I run my companies. I have almost 40 businesses, and trying to keep them all in my brain can be insane. I own: Software companies Restaurants Newspapers Social networks A coffee maker company Each one has totally different context, business model, and sorts of people. For two decades, I struggled to keep my arms around it. I couldn't keep it all in my head. I hated holding people to account. Details slipped through the cracks. And worst of all - the emotional labour became exhausting. Now, each company or project is just a Codex thread with a heartbeat. Every few days, the heartbeat activates. It reads all the latest context around the project and suggests next steps, then uses the multiple choice question tool to quickly get any information it needs to keep things moving out of my head. It's made running a large, complex org downright delightful. Even the emotional labour: "How would a good boss write this?" "Write an email that will be psychologically compelling that will make someone who works in the accounting department understand why this project is important" For years, I used to read management books, whipping myself. It turns out I just have ADHD (diagnosed last year - thank god). And now my ADHD brain is free to play, while the robot army keeps my teams on track.
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@pitdesi him framing this as “bringing jobs closer to our customers” is so weird
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@nejatian translation: AI is now cheaper than a workforce in India. you would not do this otherwise
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Kaz Nejatian
Kaz Nejatian@nejatian·
I shared this note earlier today with the entire team at Opendoor. Today we began to say goodbye to our colleagues in India as we wind down our India operations. Our customers are in America, and that's where our operational work belongs.
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@uvkewate they also have emails and no one uses that
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Yuvraj Kewate
Yuvraj Kewate@uvkewate·
Shopify now lets you automate SMS for abandoned carts, checkouts, and browse abandonment. If you're building in the SMS/email space, pay attention. Shopify is eating into third party territory fast.
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@ShopifyDevs any possibility of assigning catalogs to customer accounts in the future?
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Shopify Developers@ShopifyDevs·
Customer accounts are getting a design refresh New single-column layout, optimized navigation, and better UI extension visibility, now in feature preview
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