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Every crypto dork dreams of QE

Apple has landed the rights to turn ‘MISTBORN’ into a film franchise & ‘THE STORMLIGHT ARCHIVE’ into a TV series. Brandon Sanderson will write, produce and consult on all projects. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…)

my favorite print

This pen holder is great 🥲. Boromir is based off his description from the book.

called the 360 back into service

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How desperate are you?

uncrustables on-deck circle kinda goes crazy

Tuesday this week;

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Football in less than two weeks

I’m fine. He wasn’t that heavy. 💪

Ayyyoo espn gotta chill

Uncle Brady Billy

Not sure what’s going on here but it’s a crab 🦀 riding a jellyfish 🪼 🤷🏼‍♂️

WSH > WAS Let’s have a conversation @funnydanny @grantpaulsen

Wait ... what?! What are the odds? 🤯 Watch @TheOpen live on NBC.

@_MLFootball Free Tee #jd5

🚨TRENDING: STAR WIDE RECEIVER TEE HIGGINS MOM JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER. “SELFISH BASTARDS.” 👀👀👀

BAH GAWD FRANKIE LUVU OUTTA NOWHERE

Damn right!