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@SauceGMP How does a black man convince himself that he's Italian ffs😂😂😭

Italy about to become France and the world ain’t ready.

@Bekiwereloo Check well o, fit be sey them jazz am

My guy wan marry with 200k salary, why I dey feel like this guy dey make mistake 😩

@spyderrmann A lot of the mumu audacity girls have nowadays is proudly sponsored by those mumu guys btw, all that tomfoolery just for pussy

In universities , you’ll see like 10 boys in one car in front of girls hostels at night looking for mûmu. no one knows the real owner of the car but all of them go act like say na them get am and girls dey fall for that scope gaan. 💀

@Zwe1937245 @aswren 😂😂😂😭

Wait until you see what moving to the UK does to an Italian

@OldsoldierOD @LydiaTeeanaJaja Tinubu na watin?

@LydiaTeeanaJaja To put it right, GREATNESS runs in the DNA of Yoruba people. If not for them, those of us working in the private sector for no sew work after school. May God continue to bless the Yoruba people.

Meet the Falade Twins making powerful waves at the very top of Nigeria’s energy industry. Twin brothers, both at the apex of their careers. On the left in the red tie is Gbite Falade, MD/CEO of Aradel Holdings. On the right in the blue tie is Adeleye Falade, MD/CEO of NLNG. Greatness runs in this family.

俺には違いがわからん

Chicago Bulls Offer To Reinstate Jayden Ivey If He Will Do Some Cocaine And Beat A Few Women buff.ly/ChMYukr

@TheBabylonBee 😂😂😂😭

@Undaratedking 😂😂😂

First L of April, We go again. 💔

@ZinhleSokh92169 @Adebayoadesanya @MambheleM 😂😂😂

@Adebayoadesanya @MambheleM “Wins” being a citizen of another country????

After three and a half years as Permanent Residents, we took our oath today, and we are now officially Canadian citizens. Meet the latest Canadians 🇨🇦 × Nigerians 🇳🇬.

@big_badda3 That time wey one of my guy get this kind issue, he lose weight pass person wey just spend 40days for wilderness, I pity am die

My friend Kunle was hospitalized yesterday after a terrible incident. He told me he has been surviving as a middleman, doing street jobs. Recently, he helped his neighbor pick 20,000 Chinese yuan, which is equivalent to over 4 million naira. After the client made the payment, his neighbor sent him the receipt so kunle sent the same receipt to the Azaman who based in China and he waited for hours before getting a response. When the Azaman finally replied, he claimed that the bank account the money was sent to has been frozen and the funds could not be withdrawn. Kunle questioned how that could happen within just a few hours, especially since it was an account provided by the same man. Instead of taking responsibility, He blame Kunle, saying he should have reconfirmed the account details before proceeding with the transaction. So kunle tried to explain the situation to his neighbor, but his neighbor refused to listen and accused him of planning everything with the Azaman. He said that he give him 24 hours to send his money or face serious consequences. Kunle initially thought it was just a threat, So the next morning, this same guy knocking on his door. Unknown to him, some boys were hiding behind wall. As soon as Kunle open the door, they rush him, bęat him and took his phone, laptop, PS5, and 52 inches plasma television. Despite his injur!es, I don't know how Kunle manage to get himself to a nearby hospital, where he's currently receiving treatment.

@walchavito @diarioas Tommy Marques before Brian Farinas, Pedro Rodriguez??

🚨 Hansi Flick has communicated to Tommy Marqués that he will be part of first team next season. Marc Casado is also really tempted and open to leave for the Saudi Pro League. @diarioas

Inno fit forget today for my life yesterday 💔😣

@Adedamo1aa 😂😂😂😭

@ThirdWayLib 😂😂😂😂

We know why you’re on this diet

@Rmadonyfc_ That Guler strike

We don’t need corner kicks and set pieces in Laliga

@ultimate_kombo Left footed Gavi with technique, I'll be there man

We done Dey cook another one 💙❤️

@kunle_pata @fawunmiolamide Bushmeat cash the hunter

@fawunmiolamide Olamide this is not child's play o. One day my mother in-law gave me a gist of one of her friend who fell into the same trap when she cam from London to Nigeria. she didn't go back till today. she's living and having children with the baba

Back when I was still job hunting, I used to hang out at a friend’s barbershop whenever I got bored. mostly in the evenings. There was this alfa who often sat with us too. One day, he said something that stuck with me till today. I don’t even know if he meant it seriously or just spoke carelessly. His wife is extremely beautiful—so much that I used to wonder how he even won her over. Then he casually mentioned that she first came to him for spiritual help and prayers, and somehow, he “used what he knew” to tie her down and eventually married her. I didn’t fully understand what he meant, but it left me thinking. Especially for women… be mindful of where you go in pursuit of a better life. Not every place has good intentions, and sometimes, things don’t end well.

@MustafaShazadd @itsworldclass Racist for saying a black man ain't Spanish?

@itsworldclass Racist

They said, "now let's do one without the Somali"

@itsworldclass 😂😂😂😂😭😂😭, crazy work how he posing as Spanish tbh