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@AndreaSaidIt @podjohnnyringo Dude has less than 1% stock in TKO and people legit believe he owns it

@podjohnnyringo The rock doesn’t even give a shit about wrestling atm 😭😭😭

I 100% believe that Punk and Cody were allowed to go out there and say whatever they want, and I choose to believe that right now Hunter and Dwayne’s Cold War is about to become hot.

@podjohnnyringo A man is free to jerk off to his fantasy booking

@YamabukiOrca All of them are perfectly aligned. They're at the same speed

ええ？俺がバカすぎるのか？ この画像で分かるのは加速度であって速度ではないと思うんだが。

@naomirwolf Notice how it's called the far side of the moon, not the dark side

Call me ill-informed, I was an English major, but -- what is the light source here?

@DanManCarney Reported for violence

Damn the astronauts on Artemis just said they can still see your mom

@WrestleIsh They fed John Cena to him and Theory for nothing

Solo Sikoa has not had a single WrestleMania match since his WWE debut 🤯

@vocalcry What a weird and gross thing next to the rabbit

These Easter addresses are getting weird

@WrestlingDazeYT Should have Hafthor Bjornsson as guest referee. Dude would smack a hole in the canvas

I hate the Oba Femi vs Brock Lesnar match WHERE'S THE CELEBRITY?!?!? How am i meant to care when it's just wrestlers?!?

@TMZ You know it's really bad when even the Mexican police considers it domestic abuse

WWE Star Alberto Del Rio Reportedly Detained In Mexico For Domestic Violence tmz.me/vraJcjz

@allenanalysis We need Iran Embassy of Venezuela to comment on this

🚨Unreal: Trump today: “After I’m done with this I’ll go to Venezuela. I’ll quickly learn Spanish — it won’t take too long, I’m good at language — and I’ll run for President.” This is the President of the United States.

@Cerroliveira @SeanRossSapp So I wasn't the only one

Alberto Del Rio reportedly arrested for domestic violence

@SeanRossSapp They censored the eyes. It could be anybody

@GASLIGHTER_ We are talking cm right?

@GASLIGHTER_ 6 is extra large?

The only thing american measurements makes sense for over metric is dick measurements. 13cm? 14cm? What the fuck is that? With inches it's just 1 increment per size. 3, 4, 5, 6. Small, medium, large, extra large

@Milenio Thanks for the censor bar

🚨 #ÚLTIMAHORA | Detienen al luchador Alberto del Río, ‘El Patrón’, por presuntamente golpear a su esposa Alberto 'N', luchador profesional, fue arrestado este lunes en el fraccionamiento Lomas del Tec, en la capital de San Luis Potosí, por presuntamente agredir física y verbalmente a su pareja sentimental. La mujer, que sufrió lesiones en el rostro y brazos, llamó al 911 para solicitar ayuda policial. Los elementos de la Guardia Civil Estatal llegaron al lugar justo cuando era agredida y encontraron a la víctima con signos de violencia, por lo que detuvieron al agresor. El hombre fue identificado como Alberto 'N', conocido como Dos Caras Jr, un ex campeón de la WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) y participante del reality show La Granja VIP. El detenido fue puesto a disposición de la Fiscalía General del Estado de San Luis Potosí para enfrentar los cargos correspondientes. 📲 Lee y comparte la información mile.io/4c5JOar ✍️ Con información de Rocío López para MILENIO 📸 Fiscalía General del Estado de San Luis

@AlmotsGraps Maybe next time he won't

for whatever reason he kept attempting his secret diving headbutt to the cock super finisher against the one guy who could counter it

D'Lo Brown dumb as fuck bro I'm crying

@EliteClubS0B HHH sending Cody and Punk so he doesn't have to get his hands dirty

"Pat McAfee. You wanna talk about ticket sales? Call up the agent who was foolish enough to shoehorn you into the business. Tell him to lower the ticket prices." CM PUNK COOKED TKO PRESIDENT ARI EMANUEL 😭 #WWERaw

@quotesdaily100 What about secret rooms with full bunk beds?

THINGS PILOTS KNOW THAT PASSENGERS DON'T 1. Turbulence has never brought down a modern commercial aircraft. 2. The safest seats on a plane are toward the rear. 3. Cabin air is cleaner than the air in most office buildings. 4. Pilots are legally required to eat different meals in case of food poisoning. 5. Most flights carry more fuel than officially needed fear of fuel shortage is never real. 6. Autopilot flies more than 90% of every flight, but pilots are always monitoring. 7. Lightning strikes planes regularly,it's designed for it. 8. The brace position actually works. It's not a myth. 9. Phones in airplane mode don't affect navigation,it's a network congestion rule, not a safety one. 10. Dawn and dusk are statistically the safest times to fly. 11. The crew dims cabin lights before landing at night so your eyes adjust immediately in case of evacuation not for atmosphere.

@faavouurrr Now now he doesn't hate ALL black people. Only 99% of them

You think they’ll bring up him calling a black man a nigger

@ShitpostGate "That's not what you should call your dad" "that's not my dad"

@atrupar Dude did the "hundreds of you may die but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make"

Trump on his military advisers: "I was told this is a very dangerous mission. They didn't say it's a foolish mission, they said 'We're gonna be sacrificing hundreds of people to do this.' I just felt it was worth it."