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@_paperdove @diemondsRforeva It doesn’t erase your ability to miss people but it definitely changes how you experience it. It’s nothing to do with being distracted, I can think about someone and want to see them but it’s not a deep emotional or physical feeling, more a fleeting thought.

@shesworthsaving Nah this is sweet and fun. Try not being miserable

i may have to agree with lesbian incel twitter on this one

@nickimoraa easiest way to get over someone is to utterly embarrass yourself. Trust it will slap you to your senses real quick

My ex, who I’m still unfortunately madly in love with, told me yesterday that if I really wanted him, I should “come get my man back.” So today, I did exactly that. I pulled up fully prepared to reclaim what he so confidently told me was mine to come get… only for him to turn around and reject me. 😂🤪 Now normally, the old me would’ve crashed out, cried in the car, sent a few embarrassing paragraphs, and maybe argued for another hour or two just to prove a point. But instead, I chose peace. I blocked him on every single platform, deleted the chats, and then proceeded to deep-clean my entire house from top to bottom like I was removing every last trace of emotional chaos from my life. And the crazy part is… I’m actually okay. Like surprisingly okay. No dramatic breakdown, no impulsive texting, no late-night stalking of his socials. Just me, a clean house, and the realization that maybe closure doesn’t always come the way you expect it to. So yeah… consider this the official start of my healing era. New boundaries, new mindset, and a slightly less delusional version of me moving forward. Anyway, I’ll gladly accept my claps now because that level of self-control deserves recognition. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@fadule_ Thank you I needed this

Life is amazing: -gyms exist -Coke Zero exists -hot girls outnumber even moderately put-together dudes 2000 to 1 -every food item in the world has been hunted and gathered for you (grocery stores) -you and your wife can drink 4 bottles of wine then smash all night without a

@JillFilipovic Dehumidifier is where it’s at

I so badly want to be a person who doesn’t use a dryer but then I go to places where people don’t use dryers and everyone smells like mildew.

@muullaa_baby you forgot can’t make us orgasm

I think men are becoming too content with being useless. You guys literally Can’t fix shit, can’t build, don’t pay for shit , struggling to plan dates . Like what are you really here for??

this video is a timeless classic

the only abusive relationship i'm willing to accept

Ok, I looked into this because sometimes claims that "China invents Y" can be somewhat exaggerated. But this is real, and completely insane. This technology called "Bone 02" (inspired by the well-known "502 glue" in China) has been developed for the past 9 years by a team of orthopedic surgeons in Zhejiang province. The team leads are Professor Fan Shunwu (范顺武, Director of the Orthopedics Department at Zhejiang University) and Lin Xianfeng (researchgate.net/profile/Xianfe…). It's inspired by oysters because the researchers noticed their extraordinary ability to firmly attach themselves in harsh underwater environment by secreting a special adhesive known as bio-cement, which creates a strong chemical interaction with surfaces and hardens quickly. The properties of the glue are almost miraculous (sources: news.cn/20250910/1df93… and news.ifeng.com/c/8mVMq4PBdmJ): - Nearly instant adhesion in blood-soaked wet physiological environments (it just takes 2-3 minutes) - Extremely strong adhesive properties (bonding tensile force of over 400 pounds - over 181 kg) - Complete biodegradability that naturally absorbs after about 6 months as the bone heals (no need for secondary surgery previously required in conventional treatments) - Vast reduction of infection risks related to the traditional metal plates and screws normally needed for bone surgery - Minimally invasive and rapid surgery since you just need a small opening large enough to apply the glue (as opposed to a complex surgery attaching metal fixations) This glue could be especially useful for fractures with small bone fragments which are very difficult to fix with metal plates and screws. The glue has already undergone a proper "prospective, multicenter, blinded, randomized, parallel-controlled, non-inferiority clinical trial" with over 150 patients (c.m.163.com/news/a/K95S9C0…). They've announced positive results - the glue "achieved seamless bonding of all fracture fragments" - and will soon publish the peer-reviewed paper in an orthopedics journal detailing full trial data. They've launched a company for the product called 源囊生物 (Yuannang Bio) which just raised 2 weeks ago RMB100 million in Series A financing (bydrug.pharmcube.com/news/detail/ef…).

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

I believe in unconditional romantic love

@AzoMlota When did you last open your bowels?

Without naming your job tell me something you say 50x times per day🤦🏽‍♂️

While I was camping alone on a snowy mountain, some cats came over, attracted by the warmth of the camp stove, and instead of being lonely, it became a lively camp.

An evil white man who made it his life mission to incite hatred was killed. Not surprising. No body but his family should care. Let’s move on

Stop giving ppl the benefit of the doubt. It’s exactly what it looks like.

I’ve created my own soft life and I expect any man I invite into it to make it even softer

Gary Lineker on winning the National TV Award, "It's not lost on me why I might have won this award" "Aside from presenting Match of the Day, the most iconic football show for 26 years" "Also, I think it demonstrates that perhaps it's ok sometimes to use our platform to speak up on behalf of those who have no voice" @GaryLineker Legend 👏