Paul Schroeder

DOGE was always a scam. 🚨 Kristi Noem spent $220 million on a 60-second ad. Pete Hegseth spent $93 billion in one month. Trump handed Big Tech a $51 billion tax break. But they want you furious about a single mom getting a few dollars in SNAP to feed her kids? Wake up. The “waste” was never the poor. It was the grift. 💸🔥 #DOGE #SNAP #BigTech #Trump #GOPHypocrisy

@FBGreatMoments Dan Ross TE Cincinnati Bengals 1981

Name a great Super Bowl performance that gets forgotten because their team didn't win.

@TheOnlyDSC Your pussy hurts

Ed Krassenstein needs to be jailed immediately.

Lo que ves en ese video es una sola célula humana. Una. Y tienes 37 billones de ellas trabajando ahora mismo mientras lees esto. Cada célula contiene tu ADN completo. Si lo estiraras, mediría 1,8 metros. Ahora multiplica eso por 37 billones. El ADN de tu cuerpo llegaría desde la Tierra al Sol... 600 veces. Pero hay algo que nadie te cuenta: Tus células intestinales mueren y se renuevan cada 4 días. Tu piel, cada 2-3 semanas. Tu hígado, cada 150 días. No eres el mismo de hace un año. Literalmente. Y todo esto ocurre sin que pienses en ello. Sin que lo controles. Sin que lo pidas. Tu cuerpo lleva millones de años perfeccionándose para mantenerte vivo. Y tú preocupado por cosas que dentro de un año ni recordarás. Somos máquinas milagrosas. Cuídate como tal. 🧬

The kids are aware.

Before the loyalty tests… they told the truth.

Absolute bombshell on Fox News. Congressman Eric Burlison confirms the FBI is actively stonewalling Congress regarding the highly suspicious deaths of 13 top US nuclear and aerospace scientists. The Trump administration's intelligence agencies are covering up a massive scandal.

@FurkanGozukara OVER MY DEAD BODY

Absolute bombshell. Senior Advisor Kari Lake openly demands a massive purge of the mainstream media. She calls for firing journalists who criticize Donald Trump, exposing the administration's terrifying desire to completely control the press and eliminate dissenting voices.

He won the Civil War, broke the Klan, went bankrupt at 62, got terminal throat cancer, and wrote one of the greatest books in American literature in the final year of his life. He finished it 5 days before he died. Ulysses S. Grant was born 204 years ago today. His name wasn't even Ulysses S. Grant. He was born Hiram Ulysses Grant in Point Pleasant, Ohio on April 27, 1822. The congressman who nominated him to West Point wrote down the wrong name. Grant kept it. The "S." stands for nothing. He hated his father's tannery and loved horses. Graduated 21st of 39 at West Point. Fought in the Mexican-American War, then came home convinced it was an unjust war designed to expand slavery. He later said he believed the Civil War was divine punishment for it. He married Julia Dent in 1848, into a slave-owning Missouri family. His abolitionist father refused to attend the wedding. In 1859, broke and desperate, Grant freed the one enslaved man he'd briefly owned instead of selling him. He could have gotten a year's wages. In the Civil War he became what no other Union general was: relentless. Vicksburg (July 4, 1863) split the Confederacy in half. Lincoln then gave him every Union army. His Appomattox surrender terms: officers kept sidearms, men kept horses for spring planting, no one prosecuted. As president (1869 to 1877) he did something no president would do again until LBJ: used federal troops to crush the Ku Klux Klan. He suspended habeas corpus in 9 South Carolina counties, prosecuted Klansmen before predominantly Black juries, and broke the first Klan. His presidency was also rocked by scandal: Black Friday 1869. Crédit Mobilier. The Whiskey Ring. Belknap. Grant himself never took a dime. He was just disastrously loyal to corrupt friends. The pattern damaged his reputation for a century. After the White House, he toured the world for 2 years. Dined with Queen Victoria. Met the emperor of Japan. Then in 1884, a Wall Street partner named Ferdinand Ward ran what we'd now call a Ponzi scheme. Grant was wiped out. 62 years old. Penniless. Weeks later he was diagnosed with terminal throat cancer. Mark Twain offered to publish his memoirs. Grant wrote in agony, sometimes 50 pages a day, racing the disease to leave Julia an inheritance. He finished the manuscript July 18, 1885. He died July 23. The book made Julia $450,000, about $14M today. It's now considered one of the finest memoirs in the English language. For decades historians ranked Grant a failure. Since 2000 he's jumped 13 spots in the C-SPAN survey, the biggest rise of any president. Happy birthday, General 🇺🇸

Oh STFU. Trump danced on Rob Reiner’s grave, on Robert Mueller’s grave, called recently for the execution of elected members of Congress. Kimmel told a joke. I’m so fed up of this idiocy, dishonesty and faux outrage.

Among the NFL free agents still available: WR Deebo Samuel WR Jauan Jennings WR Tyreek Hill WR Stefon Diggs WR Keenan Allen DT DJ Reader OT Taylor Decker TE David Njoku G Kevin Zeitler LB Bobby Okereke LB Bobby Wagner LB Matt Milano DE Joey Bosa DE Von Miller DE Cameron Jordan DE Haason Reddick CB L'Jarius Sneed K Daniel Carlson Important: Teams are now officially allowed to sign free agents without it affecting the compensatory formula.

@TonyBrunoShow @60Minutes @NorahODonnell @CBSNews Oh, and your pussy hurts as well...DUMBASS

@p10schroeder @60Minutes @NorahODonnell @CBSNews Ur a fucking drunken loser

the best part of that @60Minutes sit down with @NorahODonnell ? They couldn't edit out the beatdown he administered on that evil witch, fearing another multimillion dollar lawsuit for dying @CBSNews

this your husband?

@ginamilan_ Dont fucking care bitch

For the record: calling someone an “expectant widow” after someone has tried to kill her husband multiple times isn’t fucking comedy.

Knowing that Navy DT Landon Robinson’s dad is a #Bengals fan, to see him get drafted by the Bengals — and the emotion afterward — is really wholesome. The “Who Dey” chant afterward is great too. (🎥 @LandonRobinson)

Jump on the Bengals bandwagon now

@BrittanyinTexas Where is his ass? That diaper is HUGE.

What stands out first to you in this new photo?

If you watched the 60 Minutes interview and we're previously 50/50 about Trump being a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, you're probably 99/1 now. Trump's consciousness of guilt was off the charts. The fact that he lashed out at Norah O'Donnell and lied his ass off was disgusting. Remember, this is a degenerate who a judge and jury adjudicated him as a rapist; he was credibly accused in the Epstein files of raping a 13-year-old; he bragged about getting to watch naked teenage girls in the dressing rooms of his beauty pageants; he was recorded bragging about sexually assaulting women by grabbing them by the pussy... This is a sick, depraved monster and it was on full display on 60 Minutes.

Your 2026 #Bengals draft class and their #RAS!