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@kilundeezy Was taken to church for Thanksgiving after graduation. I have never seen people line up to hand over thousands of shillings! Out of around 400K, my mum went home with 30K. The rest to "God".

Pastor Ngang’a amejikuna matako na akapass mkate ata bila kuoga na washenzi wanakula

@amerix @amerix waited for Michele/stupifier somewhere on your list. Asking for my friend.

1 tattoo = 1 gonorrhoea 2 tattoos = 1 gonorrhoea + 1 chlamydia 3 tattoos = 2 gonorrhoea +1 chlamydia 4 tattoos = 2 gonorrhoea + 2 chlamydia 5 tattoos = Syphilis Therefore, - Abstain - Be righteous - Condom No sleeping with girls recklessly. Respect yourself.

@Kamau266 They don't do it for men! They compete with other women for a higher value man. Woman → other women → man

Juu women husema they don't be doing shit for men mnafanya hii ndio mtoboe shimo kwa mchanga ama?

@robie474 @Psalm_ii Unasema hata Johnson Kamau aliomoka akaibadilisha to Jomo Kenyatta?

Another sign of poverty is naming people after their grandparents...

@NKGODFREY1 @Joe__Bassey They are protected by Jesus of Israel.

Kenya is one of its kind ,as many African countries fight to have true meaning of independence,Kenya is deepening her alliance with US and the western world against the African dream of freeing us from any kind of foreign control through any mean ,Young men can tell that such verbal support can earn us anything, because tomorrow we may turn to be victims just like Lybia

Iran 🇮🇷 Warns Kenya 🇰🇪 Against Backing US-Israel Actions in Escalating Middle East Conflict In a sharp diplomatic statement from its embassy in Nairobi, Iran urged the Kenyan government and public to stay neutral and avoid any support for US and Israeli military actions in the Gulf region. The Iranian Embassy dismissed reports claiming the Strait of Hormuz has been closed as "false news and manipulated narratives" spread by US and Israeli "propaganda machinery" to distort public opinion and raise fears over oil prices and shipping costs affecting countries like Kenya. The statement warns against any alignment—political, logistical, or otherwise—with what Tehran describes as "unlawful military aggression" by the United States and Israel, emphasizing that responsibility for regional destabilization lies with them. Iran signals that backing such actions could complicate access to critical global shipping routes. This comes amid heightened tensions following reported US and Israeli strikes on Iran. Kenyan authorities had placed around 400,000 Kenyans in the Middle East on high alert and called for de-escalation. Iran's Ambassador to Kenya has stressed that Kenya is not a target while affirming Iran's right to self-defense. Kenya, which relies heavily on imported fuel and goods via Gulf-linked routes, faces potential economic ripple effects from any disruption. President William Ruto has cautioned about risks to the economy from the conflict. The development highlights growing geopolitical pressure on African nations as the US-Israel-Iran confrontation intensifies. No immediate response from the Kenyan government has been reported.

@Itsfawkes_ @Hana_b30 If it's a liability, let's use that GPS on none mutant and leave it for other games like poaching.

@p8ul2 @Hana_b30 That giraffe was probably found alone because other giraffes and herbivores don't want it's company.. reason, it doesn't camaflouge,thus an easy target risking everyone around it Chances of survival are minimal that's why they're rare

The world's only known white giraffe has been fitted with a GPS tracking device to keep poachers at bay in north-east Kenya, conservationists say.

@Itsfawkes_ @Hana_b30 We are the generations that were made to think mermaids and dinosaurs existed. Lets mate what we know exist

@p8ul2 @Hana_b30 Albinism isn't inherited that easily

@Itsfawkes_ @Hana_b30 They care, that's why they are talking about GPS. Others care if we see more of that genetic disorder. Put them on animal orphanages and we be their customers.

@Myclubmanolo @JustDirmax Not being able to speak foreign language and you are from a poor family CHANCES of being rich are slim.

@JustDirmax This is Africans describe being rich? So speaking local language indicates poverty?

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@Asmali77 With that wheelchair sign? Bro might be already leaving us!

The owner of this car is a very wise man. He will live to see his grandchildren

@mariejmw @kenyasgossips timesdigital.co.ke/trevor-ombijas…

@p8ul2 @kenyasgossips Weka link

"Just buy us food, we don't need the money" - The youth in Kenya need opportunities.

@mariejmw @kenyasgossips I would rather sell coffee and mandazi than be agitated by a beggar who probably earns more than the jobless complainer. Watch Trevor Ombija story utaelewa!

@p8ul2 @kenyasgossips You who has papers, what do you do? Please tell us more. Would you hawk coffee and mandazi if you had a bachelors degree?

@MB2000_24 @kenyasgossips Huyu jamaa probably earns more than you. Begging is banned in most 1st world countries.

@kenyasgossips This is Kenya. We are truly suffering

@mariejmw @kenyasgossips And they are Burundians without papers who come here and thrive! Same country, same opportunities?

@kenyasgossips I know a guy from our village who, in his last days, lived this life. He was a student leader at Egerton University. You wouldn't believe it if you met him. I know quite a big number of educated people living this life..

@kenyasgossips "When I see someone with a good luggage...." How he identified a victim, then later explains how he manipulates them!

@kenyasgossips Helping today won’t stop them from spending tomorrow searching for the next helper. They use not just good English, but small babies (esp. women) to manipulate people.

@ZawadiKelvin @kenyagossips Go to any boarding school visiting day and watch families celebrate their seeds. Social media influencers do anything just to trend and get the bag out of it.

@kenyagossips Marriage ni scam

Stevo Simple Boy Announces Breakup With His Girlfriend Brenda Months After Welcoming Their First Child 💔

@JustDirmax He's mother is the second wife and officially recognized by the other wife.

@hridoyreh @KinaCatGirl It's all about IQ, but you did better

@KinaCatGirl Opps, I got it, it's "nothing ends with the letter g". Haha holy cow...

In English, nothing ends with the letter g