paige

My wife stopped asking me to help with Christmas. I didn't notice. "Don't stress," I'd tell her. "It'll all come together." She'd nod. Keep moving. One night I found her at the kitchen table. 2 AM. Wrapping gifts I didn't know we had. For people I forgot existed. "When did you buy all this?" She didn't look up. "It doesn't just come together." That's when it hit me. I was the one saying don't stress. She was the one making Christmas happen. I wasn't helping. I was watching. Your wife isn't stressed about Christmas. She IS Christmas. And you're just showing up.

trying to make sense of other people actions will drive you to insanity

Remember.

— Sylvia Plath

you can’t love anyone cause that would mean you had a heart

me 2 yrs ago and now we’re married

I need a big kitchen so I can fill it up with vintage Pyrex.

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Being a baby must be scary, imagine sleeping at home & you wake up at TJ Maxx

has your water ever broke in a car dealership? cause same

I’m currently doing this challenge called January. Where you just try to make it through every day of January.

how many aura points did I lose from my man catching me in 4K snoring the paint off the walls

A Christmas present they’ll remember for years to come 🤣