S.P. Baylan

Dear #WritingCommunity , and purveyors of Erotica. My naughty e-book has gone live. It's not too costly as it's just a short story about two naughty milfs. Check it out! amazon.com.au/dp/B07PXZLJXM/…

@BarrySBrunswick The snot of a dead person.

What is a ghost?? wrong answers only

BREAKING: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene demands that the federal government ban abortion because giving birth makes women into "better people" and abortions "scar your soul." RT IF A WOMAN'S RIGHT TO CHOOSE IS NON-NEGOTIABLE!

@venus_babes Sending her love. Sending troll a bottle of Tabasco sauce into his urethra.

@CKadletc82 @_baljot @patrickamendoza @lolacoaster It's so absurd. There are ppl who can create with prosthetics, makeup, and lighting. This gives them income and contributes to the 'art'. Abusing the body that way can't be good in long term.

@_baljot @patrickamendoza @lolacoaster And the machinist. Ugh he smoked cigarettes and ate plain tuna fish to become so frail for that movie. It’s gross the lengths they will go to also “ look” dead.

This could have been a fat actor. This could have been their big breakout role. This could have been their Golden Globe or their Emmy nod. This could have been their paid off student loans or their first house. Instead it's Sarah Paulson in a fat suit.

@BrookeBardot If he asks for service without condom, ask him would he trust a pathology nurse who didn't wear gloves.

@AbiGraham3 Saw a MAD mag cartoon wherein Bruce changed to Hulk mid-coitus. Final panel showed a very blissed-out lady next to Bruce.

"Call yourself a #hero?" "Babe, stop trying to rile me," he grunted in exertion. "Captain America was better in bed than this. Even Ant-Man was better!" "You're trying to get me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry." "Oh, but maybe I will, Bruce. Maybe I will." #vss365

@hearts_chained Just uploaded it! 😁😈👍

Only 16 retweets? We are trying to give away money both to erotica writers and to a great cause. We can afford it, we promise. Just make us pay!

@badjessbell I think it adds a touch of realism. If you didn't want to, but wanted to be 'responsible', do a disclaimer at beginning to practise safe sex. I've seen this in porn - a note that the performers are regularly tested professionals but in RL we should practise safe sex.

Erotica characters using condoms: yes or no? Should we as authors model safe sex or go for that cream pie aesthetic?

@hearts_chained Did some work on my entry today. I enjoyed writing it. 😈

@p_baylan We're looking forward to reading it!

@AspiringBoobAvi Well done!

Come on people, retweet our pinned post and make us donate some cash to a good charity for pride month!

Our July Contest is up and the subject is First Time Lesbian Experiences. Retweet by July 20th and we'll donate $1 for each retweet to The Pride Foundation @PrideFdn up to $150. Enter your story to win money and be featured in the compilation! chainedhearts.com/contest

@hearts_chained Check your inbox. 👍

@p_baylan Excellent, we're looking forward to reading it.

We only have two entries so far and the prize pool is not maxed out yet. Retweet and send us some stories and make some money. WE ARE TRYING TO GIVE MONEY AWAY! #eroticauthors #amwriting #writers #contests #writingcontests

@AsaJones2 @ParisModelUK I bet the acoustics are awesome there! I'd love to get my hands on that ass!

@hearts_chained I hope you like story I send. I will not have the time I want to really buff and polish because my vanilla persona has to finalise a uni assessment, too! But it might get a few clits twitching! 😝

@p_baylan Thanks for the RT. We have been really surprised at how erotica writers seem to hate making money and hate helping other erotica writers make money. Whoever wins this and gets less than the $150 max, is going to be annoyed.

Who wants to win some money and spread the horniness .

@hearts_chained Did I miss something? When is the closing date for entries?

@hearts_chained I will dig up some sauce and spice!

Our first ever monthly erotica writing contest starts tomorrow! Free to enter and for every retweet we will add $1 to each of the top three places up to a maximum of 1st - $150 2nd - $100 3rd - $50 chainedhearts.com/contest #erotica #contests #writingcontest