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Colon (:) introduces something. You usually use it when what comes after is a list, or an explanation, or even a reveal. An example is “she had one rule: never apologize” or “this is a list of things you should get from the market: eggs, tomatoes…” It’s also used as the eyes in a smiley face :) Semicolon (;) connects two complete thoughts that are related but could stand alone as separate sentences. It’s stronger than a comma but softer than a full stop. An example is “Frank never apologized; he didn't think he was wrong” It’s also used as the eyes in a winking face ;)

Cubs are slumping and everyone’s freaking tf out lmfaooo gotta stop being dramatic it’s MAY

I mean, right now, it's mostly just that the Cubs' pitching staff is broken down, and then having a few underperforming guys with that. But no team is going to survive Horton/Steele/Boyd/bullpen injuries much better. The Cubs' position-player group is nearly 1st in WAR.

Suzuki has a 132 wRC+ and .828 OPS on the season. Happ has a 128 wRC+ and .808 OPS on the season. If free agency were today, they'd each do quite well. They've each outperformed projections, and teams don't care about tiny situational splits.

@GG0dfather @312SportsChi @dan_bernstein @MattAbbatacola Their engagement party was to harass a professional athlete? They chose trolling over love? Tacky loser shit.

@312SportsChi @dan_bernstein @MattAbbatacola Yeah but who cares that their engagement party was there. There’s no reason to look down upon them for that. But PCA needs to be more creative with his response. Tells me he was gentled parented and is soft as Charmin.

"She doesn't deserve an apology. Period." @dan_bernstein and @MattAbbatacola discussed PCA's apology for how he chirped back at the White Sox fan on Sunday

If you're looking for a silver lining tonight, how about this? Ben Brown got 15 outs; they looked like this: strikeout strikeout groundout groundout groundout groundout groundout strikeout groundout strikeout strikeout groundout groundout strikeout groundout

@arbtim Guy who sucked in high school thinks bring a pro is having pride

You'd think pride would kick in and the #Cubs would tire of a team beating their ass all the time. Same thing happened last year, same time of the season. Cubs are giving up

@bcase5 I don't hate him.

Fuck Counsell -,you piece of crap! Happ and Suzuki are guaranteed strike outs w RISP! That slob bench coach of yours from Shitwaukee is 1000 times the mgr. you’ll ever be! #Cubs fans HATE you!

@JoeyKnish22 Delete yourself. You know how hard it is to win this league? They've played most of the season with one fwd who's new to the league. Saka been hardly fit. Rice overplayed. You don't know what you're watching

Started following the EPL ~20 years ago, was drawn to Arsenal under Wenger cause they always played attractive/progressive futbol. Never won jack shit. Hilarious irony they win the league now playing a style that will make your eyes bleed.

@jacobzanolla It's a good outing! He's still getting stretched out

Ben Brown tonight against the Brewers- 5 IP, 7 H, 3 ER, 6 K, 2 BB, 82 pitches

@GrantDahlstrom And yet it will somehow. Magic of baseball

This Cubs team has nothing right now. They don’t have contact, power, or any sort of offense. They definitely don’t have starting pitching. They don’t have a bullpen. It’s a very tough watch, and it’s not showing any signs of getting better. #Cubs

@ClarkMetAddison The Ricketts family is worth 5 billion dollars. Bregman's contact is worth 3% of that. Ricketts got money to buy the best. You think being a pro is trying harder? Shit you barely could hang in high school

@ClarkMetAddison Top 10? We should be Top 3. It's still on Ricketts. Spend more. I'm never gonna give a billionaire a break when he has money to spend.

Yes, cause these players deserve our patience since they’ve won exactly… 0 division titles the last 5 seasons.

@Brad_Deuster @SamKuffelWx He's the second best fielder of outs above average in baseball behind Bobby Witt Jr.

@p_fan @SamKuffelWx Oh yeah..a MILLION

lol. Lmao.

@ClarkMetAddison You're yelling at the wrong people idiot. Mouth off about the billionaire owner not the dudes on the field who put in the actual work. Raise your expectations. Ricketts can buy whoever he wants

@p_fan Raise your fucking expectations

@bgerrits3 @SamKuffelWx He didn't harass her. She went there with the intention to pick a fight. She's said so. He apologized. She's a loser. Move on

@p_fan @SamKuffelWx By verbally harassing female fans?

@PCASOCounter @SamKuffelWx He's a fine person. Lots of stories of him meeting with young kids and being in the community.

@p_fan @SamKuffelWx I will always celebrate his failures. Couldn’t happen to a worse person

@bgerrits3 @SamKuffelWx No he's not. He's a young dude having fun playing baseball. What more could you want

@p_fan @SamKuffelWx Yeah but he's a douche so it's hilarious to make fun of him

@ESPNRittenberg Oh is the season over?

People kept telling me the Cubs will be fine ...