Brett Schellenberg

@Starburst Jelly Beans are delicious but fuck your 40% green apple bullshit.

@BobVacaru @SeverMM @HeroTag I have a few bottles in the fridge. Need me to post them to you?

@SeverMM @HeroTag We need more LIQUIDidity, we need more water 💦 HT: @pabo Greetings @SeverMM

Hey $EGLD team, if the Town Hall teaches us something, it is that liquidity is essential! Your @herotag in the comments will get you $WATER

@RKellyUX Wtf is a WUPHF

@pabo Brett Schellenberg it's called a WUPHF

@order_crave is your app busted? I couldn’t add stuff to cart so I restarted the app and now nothing on it works. No menu or anything.

I #PUSHEDTHEBUTTON. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TOO? pushparty.app

@PerryFellow I'd love to buy a print from you, but not one that's currently offered on your shop. Any suggestions? How awful of a person am I if I print and frame it myself and then donate something to you on Patreon?

@vmabuk @rjaehyvn @lixpstic My nickname is pabo. Does it mean something in Indonesian? It means nothing in English. But in Korean it means “stupid” :)

@vmabuk @rjaehyvn @lixpstic Don’t be sorry. I’m not mad. I’m just curious. Did you think I was someone else?

@rjaehyvn @vmabuk @lixpstic Halo. mengapa kamu mengirimi saya pesan?

@owenwilson1 any chance I can get a sound clip of you saying my team’s motto, “Deliver Consistent WOW”? I’m currently looking through scripts of your movies to see if I can piece it together myself.

@marcoarment is it just me or did the overcast complication disappear from my watch a few weeks ago

@sixcolorsevent What happens when work buys me a phone? Company about to rack up thousands of years in free Apple TV

Not a bundle, but close -- when you buy a new iPhone, iPad, Mac, or Apple TV(!), you'll get a year of free Apple TV+

Imposter Syndrome: be honest with yourself about what you know and have accomplished & focus less on the difference.

@SanDiegoPD what’s the helicopter in North Park saying?

@spacecojo Had teriyaki chicken for dinner, and a toast to celebrate the end of filing season. :)

I wonder what flavor of pizza they’re eating in the Turbotax war room. (Don’t worry; they’re up; I just wonder these kinds of things.)

@rexparker @lollapuzzoola @xwordtournament Thanks. I think the crossword la site is busted.

@pabo There’s def a Crosswords LA tournament. The ones to go to are ACPT (the biggest) or the ones I go to: @lollapuzzoola (NYC August) or @xwordtournament (DC June)

@rexparker is there a good resource for finding xword tournaments near me?

@rexparker SoCal. But also willing to use one for a reason to travel.

@pabo Not really where r u?

@SouthwestAir my address has a 1/2 in it but your website won’t let me enter it :( what do I do?

Hey @SanDiegoPD, your helicopter messages are incomprehensible and cause panic. Please post the transcripts here like you said you would: google.com/amp/s/timesofs…