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@iowahawkblog Even AI will confess it makes stuff up

*I defy you to use AI for that ID. I guarantee it will return an idiotically wrong answer, delivered with all the brazen confidence of an idiotically wrong idiot. AI car IDing: NOT EVEN ONCE

After years and years of asking youse guys to share your family photographic treasures with Dave's Car ID Service, it occurred to me I've never really reciprocated by sharing my own. Honestly, I have a bit of a guilt complex over this, and so in lieu of my normal car history blather today I will dig into my own family archives for a few IDs. Starting with a caricature of Yours Truly, age 11, driving a Disneyland Autopia car. It was the big family California vacation of my youth, the one that my siblings and I still talk about. In fact I was vacationing with my brother in Italy recently, hobnobbing at fancy restaurants and wineries and museums and such, and that trip came up. And we both still agreed it was the greatest vacation ever. Anyhoo over the 3 days we spent at Disneyland I lost count of how many times I took a spin at Autopia, along with the mini Model T track. Mom & Dad commissioned one of the park caricaturists to draw cartoons of all of us (I think it was like $5 per), and described our various personalities. For me? "All wants to do is drive those cars." So I guess this is probably the closest you'll get to an origin story from me. Maybe some day I'll ask AI to turn this image into a 1970s Hanna-Barbera cartoon.

@JewishWarrior13 Dear IRGC pig fkers: استمتع بسندويشات خصي الخنازير — المُقدَّمة إليكم على نفقة الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية.

🚨 IRGC Intel Organization: Iran issues an ultimatum to the Pentagon regarding the siege, a tone similar to that of China, Russia, and Europe towards Washington, a passive letter from Trump to Congress, and acceptance of Iran's terms. There is only one way to read this: Trump must choose between an 'impossible military operation' or a 'bad deal with Iran'. The scope of the US decisions has narrowed.

@JewishWarrior13 Iranian dikwads suffering from reading comprehension: Iran never owned Hormuz, Iran will never own Howmuz, Iran will never have nukes, Iran will never export terrorism, Iran will convert from bad noodle to good noodle

🚨Iranian Parliament Speaker Ali Nikzad: "The law that will be passed regarding the Strait of Hormuz, in accordance with the Supreme Leader's directive, will not apply only to Iran's borders. We must also take into account international law and the rights of other countries, but what is clear is that we will not give up the Strait of Hormuz, and it will not return to its pre-war state.”’

@gkingsventures Uses both eyes. X!

His face when he realised she's a professional sniper 🔥

@JewishWarrior13 No nukes for you Iranian mofo bro’s. Sorry you lost. Thanks for playing. Aloha Snackbar. From: Your pals at Centcom & the peoples of good ol’ US of A.

🚨 NYT: It was further reported that Iran will not discuss Tehran's nuclear program until a later stage of the talks - after a permanent ceasefire is reached, according to official sources in the country

In a nutshell👇🏼. Good job, Democrats.

@Foxeriel @Osint613 The USA has been crystal clear since day 1: No Nukes for Iran.

The key problem right now is that Trump apparently doesn't yet understand what he wants. He can talk about "ending military action" and then immediately declare that the US Navy is "pirates"... He's very difficult to understand, and as long as he's in power, we have to put up with it. 😤

Iranian report: Iran submitted a 14-point counterproposal to the U.S. 9-point offer through Pakistani mediation, per Tasnim. The U.S. proposed a 2-month ceasefire. Iran wants all issues resolved in 30 days. Demands include U.S. military withdrawal from Iran's periphery, lifting the naval blockade, unfreezing assets, compensation, sanctions relief, and an end to fighting on all fronts including Lebanon. Iran says it awaits a formal U.S. response.

@Osint613 My reply to Iran for the USA if I were king for a day: “NUTS”

@JOHNAMOTI @Reuters Iran needs to stop their madness of 47 years. If they were a good neighbor, none of this would be happening. Peace be upon those who seriously want peace from their hearts.

@Reuters This Trump guy needs to stop this madness. Let him agree and these barbaric useless wars end.

Iranian proposal rejected by Trump would open strait before nuclear talks, Iran official says reut.rs/3QJjhsE reut.rs/3QJjhsE

@HeartlandPostWI The drama blimp thinks he is important and smart.

UPDATE: The FBI and Secret Service will be visiting Minocqua Brewing Company after they were made aware of Kirk Bangstad's "Free Beer Day" comments, according to a post made by Bangstad. ow.ly/8YpI50YT1yl

@JKash000 How do we know who the K-9 cop was talking to. We can’t see. Could be the guy in the first few frames that passed thru the door first going in the opposite direction of the running shooter. Who was this guy?

Omg this K9 cop DID speak to the shooter! What did he say? The shooter runs out of the room wielding his long gun less than a second after the cop spoke to him!

Kirk Bangstad, the owner of the Wisconsin brewery who offered free beer for President Trump’s assassination, has doxxed the phone numbers of agents who visited him over his threat and told his followers to harass the agents. Call Wisconsin’s Division of Alcohol and demand the removal of his license.

@JewishWarrior13 Because Iran refuses to give up its nukes. Simple as that.

🚨 An Iranian official told CNN that Iran remains highly suspicious of the US. According to him, if the US lifts the blockade on Iranian ports and Iran fully reopens the Strait of Hormuz, then talks can be renewed. The official added that Iran did not understand why Washington abandoned the talks in Pakistan in the last round.

@JewishWarrior13 Raylan, enjoy the pig testicle sandwiches we imported for you from Colorado. Sorry we had to cancel your Centurion Card and seize your not so secret bank accounts. We have arranged with BP to offer you a franchise in Pico Rivera CA. You can rebuild $ without being an asshole

🚨Ghalibaf mocks the US: “If you build two walls, one from NYC to the West Coast and another from LA to the East Coast, the total length will be 7,755 km, which is still about 1,000 km short of Iran’s total borders. Good luck blockading a country with those borders😁 P.S. For Pete Hegseth: 1 km = 0.62 mi

I told Senator Sheldon WhiteClub today that I won’t be listening to or caring about any of his lessons on morality knowing that he joined an all-white Rhode Island Country Club. I’m also done with the likes of AOC, Al Gore, John Kerry, and the rest of the lying cabal that make stupid climate predictions, plunder tens of billions of tax dollars, enrich their well-connected allies, and are committed to strangulating out of existence entire sectors of our economy. Climate alarmist AOC wants to be taken seriously while also insisting the world is imminently about to end due to climate change (Just under 5 years remain on her nutty Jan 2019 prediction that only 12 years of life are left on Earth). Al Gore is now speaking publicly about his concern with global freezing after decades of grift talking about global warming. “Within the decade there will be no more snows of Kilimanjaro,” said Gore in 2006 (There’s still snow on Kilimanjaro year-round). Gore also predicted in 2009 ice-free Arctic summers within 5-7 years. John Kerry warned in 2009 that the Arctic would be ice-free by 2013. These people are dishonest, power-hungry hacks. The GREEN NEW SCAM is DEAD!!!

@SGTWipper1Each Canned hamburgers

Worst food you ate in the Military?

250 years of bad ass, world. Get used to it. 🇺🇸

@steveth75737857 Bust on it? Nah son. Looks itchy.

fellas, yay or nay?

@hoodii30 Nah son. Never hatchin GI

What In The Fuck Would You Need This For?!?

@ClayTravis Can you imagine a Harris-Rubio debate? Harris is KO’d round 1 in 25 seconds. Not a chance. Please run this person

Kamala is going to be the 2028 nominee. Black women aren’t leaving her corner.