Paddy Gallagher

Rope tying puns are knot funny…

Wow he must have exceptionally long arms…🤔

Ok sorry turns out the bear was just facing towards the back of the shelf…

This is the inventor of the calzone pizza Alberto Calzone - he was dismayed that his invention was used as food as he had originally intended it to be used as warm insulated clothing…

Did you know experts have shared the number one habit of people who live to 100 and it’s so simple? It’s that every day they avoid dying! If you do that then you too will live to 100! For more tips like this click on the link below….

There has to be a more cost effective and less time consuming way to store my biscuits but until I can come up with an alternative - the Antarctic Desert is coolest and darkest place I can think of!

Things you’ve been doing wrong all your life; No 1: Most people don’t realise that this is the optimal toilet posture…

He has a point…🤔

🎶I’ve been to the desert on a bear with no face🎶

@JohnApplebyLD I guess he was my oncol….

@pad_gal A good oncologist presumably recommends Onken yogurt as the best medicine.

My uncle always used to say “Laughter is the best medicine” - great guy, terrible oncologist…

I mean sure Paul Potts is a fine tenor; but are we just going to sweep the face that he was one of the worst despots in history and his time as leader of the Khmer Rouge and Cambodian president was anything other than genocide under the carpet?

@prodnose 🎶 I love, I love, I love my colander girl Yeah, sweet colander girl I love, I love, I love my colander girl Each and every day of the year 🎶

Neil Sedaka is 86. While many of his peers and younger have lost their pipes to ageing, he defies the odds to sound exactly as he always did. Remarkable.

I never really understood the Aerosmith song 🎶Dude Look Like A Ladle🎶 till now…

Sad to report seconds after this photo was taken Scrooge McDuck suffered serious spinal injuries - it was foolish I guess to think that piles of gold coins would be anything other than solid and would be like diving straight into the ground…😔

My Gran asked me to come and check her parrot as it’s been very quiet; it will be a bit of a wrench to tell her the truth…🤔

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