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charlie 🐀
@paddysratman
— CHARLIE KELLY: KING OF THE RATS
IASIP & MV RP #CORVID 18+ MDNI Katılım Ocak 2025
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really? you think so? because my buddies are always telling me my ideas are dumb and shit, and I *knew* they were good, man, so that's really cool to hear.
soy un perdedor@sobertodcath
you’ve got some bright ideas , dude. everyone could use a bit of a pick-me-up before going to their stupid boring jobs. it’s just smart business.
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okay good! that's good, you can drive us there, take us to your car!
[ he picks up the cat's paw and waves it gently at him. ]
c'mon! let's go!
𝗯𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝘆𝗮𝘁𝘁.@calzonenerd
sorry, i’m — this is making me anxious. (frowns) yeah, i do…
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my buddies would do something like that for sure, man. probably.
... or maybe i got into like a big fight in my sleep? sleepfighting? that's a thing, right?
𝙴𝚊𝚛𝚕 𝙹. 𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚢@K4RMASBITCH
what the hell ?? what kind ‘a jerk would wanna do something like that ?!
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at dwight like he'd said something downright offensive. ]
too mu— TOO MUCH cheese?! Dude.
[ he scoffs, shakes his head and keeps walking. the cat seems relatively calm in charlie's arms, surveying his surroundings and seemingly unbothered by charlie's frequent yelling. ]
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[ he starts heading towards the bar, important business meeting all of a sudden forgotten about. clearly, he has to pick this guy's brain for a little while. plus, now they were talking about one of charlie's favourite things. in fact, he stops walking for a moment, and looks ++
۟@provethyself
﹙ as up and down as the other was、dwight still found himself following in gestures footsteps *anyhow... not certain of where it was there were going、what it was he would see. he stuck to the footfalls of charlie out of a sheer ━
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*completely* ruined my night, man. there's a lot of power in pizza. you seem like the kinda guy who wouldn't skimp on the cheese, and I appreciate that, dude, really.
[ through the total nonsense, he motions for dwight to follow him all of a sudden, starts walking. ]
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[ his self importance was currently based off of total delusion and the latest crackpot scheme he'd cooked up - this one was without the help of his friends, he was making a point about being able to do things on his own. ]
well that's kinda important, 'cuz pizza's like...
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ᅠ # 𝕻𝐑𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝕿𝐇𝐘𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅ᅠׅ⎖ᅠ@PlZZAWHAT
﹙ a janitor in a bar was not very surprising to him. he ended up lifting a brow at the implications、chose not to say anything. if charlie wanted to believe in his own self - importance、than who was dwight to tell him he couldn't? ━
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to a business meeting! you've gotta work on your listening skills or somethin', man -- hey, do you have a car?
𝗯𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝘆𝗮𝘁𝘁.@calzonenerd
(he’s right behind him— nervously fixing his tie, the agitated cat in his other hand) are you gonna tell me where are we going?!
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you could set up like, a little stall? sell it to people going to work who didn't have time to eat breakfast?
soy un perdedor@sobertodcath
lowkey you’re right. this shit could sell like happy meals.
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you gotta patent that FAST bro
soy un perdedor@sobertodcath
i call it “ bourbon and 1 hazelnut uncrustable meal ”
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@sinnedgoldengod Charlie stays where he is, comforted by the stillness like a nervous stray cat sitting on someone's lap for the first time, likely to be scared off by the slightest movement. He settles however, and as time passes his eyes start to close as sleepiness sets in.
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@paddysratman As Dennis leans back against the sofa, like a cat curling up on the cushions, he allows his head to rest there while he stays at Charlie’s side. He breathes softly while he stays still.
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[Dennis hasn’t had as much physically active work, but he does deal with the people at the bar, which requires focus. He takes some popcorn too, eating a few pieces. The videocassette still plays as well as ever, with good sound and quality.]
charlie 🐀@paddysratman
Sweet. [ by the time dennis is back, charlie has somehow sank deeper into the sofa, finally relaxing after a very long day spent killing rats and cleaning the bathrooms at the bar. he takes a mouthfull of popcorn. ]
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