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@pageantmalarkey

Not funny. Not clever. Not your girlfriend. // Thing What I Wrote https://t.co/nJOlG6snLj // Based on a character by @tashadhanraj

London Katılım Nisan 2008
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I can't really see the point of pinning a tweet.
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I think I’ve worked out what’s going on- I think this team probably have been watching #OnlyConnect since 2008 so they’ve grown up with it. So maybe they just think in patterns of 4. Change it to 5 clues and they’d be fucked.
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Blink Twice is your annual reminder to take that self defense class you keep thinking about. Top notch casting A++++
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@reasonoverfear Have you taken all these down? Or is the app buggy? Thanks for any info!
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Gid has just informed me that Jean-Michel Jarre is about to do his “megamix”.
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Shows where the stupidest character is played by the writer of the show 1. Count Duckula (Nanny, Brian Trueman) 2. Cabin Pressure (Arthur, @johnfinnemore) 3. Laurel and Hardy (Stan, Stan Laurel) 4. Young Ones (Rick, Rick Mayall) Have I stumbled on a Thing? Anyone got any more?
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How is 10 mins of hot dog eating somehow harder to watch than the Felix Baumgartner jump?
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Me trying to persuade my dog he didn’t see a mouse:
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goodbye forever brat summer.
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Elise@pageantmalarkey·
Watching a competitive beef sausage eating competition instead of #onlyconnect which really tells you the state of the world today.
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Longlegs operates on the American misapprehension that glam rock is the work of the devil.
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Anthony has Richard Gadd’s Baby Reindeer hair.
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A blooper reel. Thats what the olympics needed.
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That better be sparkly gold tom Cruise already
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Oh good… watching people you don’t know do karaoke is always great. I’m definitely convinced that kind of pleasure will scale up exponentially with the number of people doing it as well.
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That robot horse better turn up with the dead bodies of all the non medalling competitors or else what really has been the point of all this
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@brain_string What about Air and Daft Punk and Jarre and Sebastian Tellier (and Charles Aznavour in that episode of the Muppets)?
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If they run the whole opening ceremony backwards THEN I’ll be impressed #OlympicGames
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