Paige

TWO WEEKS 'TILL EUROVISION

My boyfriend: omg nigella lawson has died vs the actual article he’s referring to:

UK is fine atm as long as you don’t get sick, have an accident, need to get on a train, need heating or affordable food

Today is my 32nd birthday. Over the last month, I asked several 90-year-olds what advice they would give to their 32-year-old selves. Here's the life advice everyone needs to hear:

Can’t get over my mother in law’s interpretation of @the1975

30 in six days and I just got ID’d buying Sudafed 😩

imagine having a word that perfectly describes how to play a sport and still deciding to call it soccer #ENGUSA

there are other green apps that are working you know x

Shout out to all the other PRs producing World Cup campaigns going through this process x

GCSE history exam, 2075: which vegetable rose to considerable fame in 2022 and why. (5 marks)

Love to schedule emails for 8am when I will still be very much asleep #nightowls

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Can’t believe I wasn’t credited on this new 1975 TUNE

life is simply TOO SHORT to pretend you don’t like the 1975

Princess Margaret's morning routine is something I aspire to.

Beyond 😭💫💛

did they order hot & spicy cos this is too hot too spicy

Things I know at 31 that would have changed my life at 21:

how much longer is mercury in the microwave i don't know if i can handle it

Queue is such a great word. The actual important letter, and then four more silently waiting behind it in a line.