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$SPY You were wrong again You went out of your way to tell me I’m wrong

@thecryptobasic Benjamin doesn’t know shit

Benjamin Cowen Says Everything in the Cryptoverse Eventually Bleeds Back to #Bitcoin. $BTC While altcoins often outperform during bull phases, he emphasizes that Bitcoin ultimately reabsorbs liquidity in later cycles. Although Bitcoin has retraced much of its recent gains, it still maintains roughly 57% market dominance. Sustained ETF inflows and ongoing corporate accumulation continue to reinforce Bitcoin’s long-term leadership.

jensen huang went bullish on decentralized AI at nvidia's conference yesterday and chamath specifically discussed bittensor that's your primary catalyst right there. combine that with subnet progress, bitgo custody going live, and the governance transition... ecosystem is firing on all cylinders

@lookonchain We going down

BlackRock just deposited 47,728 $ETH($102.13M) and 544 $BTC($38.3M) to Coinbase Prime. intel.arkm.com/explorer/entit…

@raintures One more leg down

Something about this $BTC structure feels off. Price is drifting up in a tight channel, but it lacks that impulsive strength you usually want to see after a drop. More grind than conviction. Last time this kind of move showed up, it didn’t end well once support gave way. If this range breaks down, it could move fast. Are buyers actually stepping in here?

Funny how there is no mention (or any equity) for people who spend copious amount of money minting and buying @RugRadio because that was supposed to be the ‘only way to get equity’ in the company. This entire journey has been the most disappointing with broken promises made in 1-1 meetings and in public forums.

We’re watching agentic AI unfold in real time. But Ripple was thinking about this from the very beginning… 👀 In 2016, at an XRP meetup in SF, a user recalled: “It was a pleasure meeting JK (Joel Katz) and AB (Arthur Britto)… I’m still thinking about the question you asked — what jobs will be left for humans after the next round of automation?” …A decade ago… Let that sink in. XRP isn’t just some random crypto and the people who built it aren’t just following a trend… they are the trend.

@Cryptoinsightuk That’s why we’re taking out Iran for good to bring stability in to the region. Hopefully it works out according to plan.

If they managed to secure Kharg Island it’d be a decent strategical win I feel. However surely holding an asset this close to Iran would be able to attack whenever they wanted

@JonnieKing This set up was a gift for the bears!

Welp, that was most likely the local top for this bull trap that pretty much happens every March before tax season drains liquidity from markets. Note the daily close below the 9EMA and death cross on the 20/50 SMA. PA right at the 50% Gann level. Make it break these next few days folks.

Same world. Every shot. OpenArt just changed AI creation.

@dadjudicator Yup!

@painter_crypto Nice to see they couldn't keep silver down forever with those naked shorts though.

Got into crypto for decentralization. Now Bitcoin maxis cheer for banks and BlackRock — the same people blocking the Clarity Act. LINK marines brag about SWIFT partnerships like it’s a win. SWIFT is a weapon without missiles. Ask Russia. Ask half the world. Those who think SWIFT will be around in a decade are delusional. It’s like the crazy ex gf who cheated on you and promised to never do it again… Crypto was supposed to replace the system, not beg to join it. Crypto promised freedom from the rigged system. Instead we got ETFs, banks, and SWIFT partnerships. BlackRock controls the price. Wall Street controls the flow. Governments control the rails. And people call this decentralization…. We’ve been captured

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🚨BREAKING: The S&P 500 is officially going 24/7. S&P Dow Jones Indices licensed the index to Trade[xyz] for Hyperliquid perpetual futures contracts. The benchmark now trades 24/7 on-chain, with NO market closures for first time in the index's 69-year history.

@dadjudicator Yup. What the banks have been doing to gold and silver forever.

@painter_crypto Too bad we destroyed the only ever 21m bitcoin narrative with paper trading.

There are 21M bitcoin with like 4M lost forever so call it 17M for discussion purposes. There are infinite synthetic bitcoin created and settled by the CME (Chicago Merchantile Exchange) every day. NO BITCOIN ARE BOUGHT OR SOLD EVER. NO BITCOIN ARE HELD BY CME. HERE IS THE KICKER - THERE ARE 100's of Exchanges that offer synthetic products around the world. That equates to 1000's of contracts and 100's of billions of dollars of volume. ALL NEVER TOUCHING THE 21M Supply. Never changing the spot price. Only putting sell or buy pressure by observational volume. This killed the momentum of bitcoin, i'm just the only one talking about it.

@Polymarket Damn this is genius

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How the hell is link under $10 in the year 2026? Visa literally talks about Link being part of every payment ever in the future and yet it is still the price of a cheese burger 🍔

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THEY DID IT. The SEC and CFTC just dropped a landmark document that officially classifies crypto assets. They're actually telling us which crypto assets are securities and which ones aren't - by name! THIS IS SOMETHING GENSLER REFUSED TO DO (he focused on prosecuting crypto out of existence) This rule doc gives crypto many of the benefits of the clarity bill - it lifts us out of the gray market - it gives every asset a path. It's almost like the Clarity act just passed by way of regulator. (of course, the actual clarity act will harden all this into legislation and make it irreversible in the event we get another Gensler, we still want it) This rule says there's 5 categories for crypto assets: 1) Digital Commodities - assets tied to a functional, decentralized crypto system (e.g., BTC, ETH, SOL, XRP, ADA, DOGE). Not securities. (yes, they name them on page 14) 2) Digital Collectibles - NFTs, meme coins, artwork tokens, in-game items. Not securities (fractionalized collectibles may be an exception). 3) Digital Tools - membership tokens, credentials, domain names (e.g., ENS). Not securities. 4) Stablecoins - payment stablecoins under the GENIUS Act are not securities. Other stablecoins, it depends. 5) Digital Securities - tokenized versions of traditional securities. Like tokenized stocks. Always securities. Amazing! This makes so much sense I can't believe it's coming from a regulator. No more enforcement threats to Ethereum developers and crypto exchanges. How about the Howey test? More common sense! If an issuer makes specific promises of managerial efforts from which buyers expect profits, the offering is a security until those promises are fulfilled. Then it's a commodity. The asset itself was never the security, the deal around it was. (E.g. XRP was a security pre launch, became a commodity after). How about stuff like staking and mining? Mining? Not a securities transaction. Staking? Also not a securities transaction, that includes custodial and liquid staking even with LSTs! How about wrapping BTC? Not a securities transaction. Airdrops? NOT SECURITIES. NO MORE GEO BANS PROTECTING AMERICANS from free airdrops. Remember this is a joint doc from the SEC and CFTC, They're actually cooperating on this, no internal strife, this is binding to both. SEC regulates $80-100 trillion assets CFTC regulates $5-10 trillion assets Both of the world's largest capital markets are showing us that crypto assets are here to stay and they're welcome alongside traditional assets. Every country will follow. This is the biggest move toward legitimacy I've seen in all my time in crypto. Maybe bigger than the genius act since is covers all crypto assets. Well done @MichaelSelig and @SECPaulSAtkins. And especially well done to the indefatigable @HesterPeirce. Her fingerprints are all over this, couldn't have happened without her eight years of principles-based curiosity.