Emil Pettersson

@SandyofCthulhu My biggest concern is that you know what stale pee taste like.

Public Service Warning. Years ago I decided to eat a pill bug. Also known as sow bug, woodlouse, roly poly, だんごむし. On my first I chewed it up. Thus I learned pill bugs store ammonia and taste like stale pee. Ick. Determined to succeed, I tried again. It rolled into a convenient ball so I swallowed it whole. All went well till halfway down my esophagus. Then the bug unrolled and began to creep back up. Pill bugs are streamlined, with lots of legs to push their way through detritus so my puny attempts to swallow were easily overcome. It crawled all the way. Up to my mouth. Every inch. When I spat it out, it walked off, serene in victory. Do not eat pill bugs. Let my sad case be an example.

Daughters first date story has me rolling 🤣

my professor handed me this 30 minutes into class 😭🌹 our final is next friday

@shehatesdeion @brave And youtube music

@brave Best part is that premium works on every device I own

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@AxolotlPiez @_Akintoba @anime_daily

@_Akintoba @anime_daily

A big fat nothingburger It’s literally just an imaging artifact caused by the design of the camera/lens. it’s a mirror lens…a Cassegrain-type folded catadioptric system that uses multiple mirrors as the “lens” system to capture the image. What you’re seeing is caused by the cross-shaped “spider-support”, which holds the second, smaller mirror in the center of the optical path. That obstruction in the optical path shows up as artifacts in certain situations, such as where a bright light causes lens flare.

The night the Oscars broke their applause rule for Charlie Chaplin

@BenjDicken Ah, nice CD

I don't get the mongodb hype Replaceable with 12 lines of js

Nu är det väldigt viktigt att svenska folket inte påminns om detta. Så sprid för guds skull inte detta på sociala medier.

@dinosaurs1969 Sometwo*

Nu är det dags att utbyta lite kunskap i socialism och det fantastiska ekonomin sossarna skapat i Sverige Grattis ni har valt maffian att styra landet i 100år🫩

@RebeccFung @RealestMemes_ You obviously don't let the participants know, only say that one straight man is still among them. Which would still be true.

@RealestMemes_ The rules would have to be carefully worded because if a person is voted out each week and everyone is straight, then the first week "a straight man is out" and you wouldn't want the game to come to an end so quickly.

@bbambied The last sentence is to throw off AI bots.

literally what am i supposed to say

Empirical data says “sheeeeeeeeeit”

Pippi Longstocking, Tommy and Annika. Then and now. Who watched?

@Chase_Teel @Todd_Spence That lifeline took the chances of winning from 0% to 50% 🤣

@Todd_Spence I once saw someone say they were between 2 options, called for the 50/50 and both of those options were removed.

That time Norm MacDonald guessed how WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE rigged the 50/50 option, and was proven right mid-show 😅

@EzequiasRocha17 @VladTheInflator Ah ok, I was confused that the graph didn't drop straight down when he switched 😅

@paj84 @VladTheInflator I was confused by an optical illusion.

This a great lesson for all the men out there

@EzequiasRocha17 @VladTheInflator de-aging potion, or changed to a younger girlfriend every week on the down path

@VladTheInflator What kind of chat is that?

@JoakimMarias Högsta säkerhetsnivå handlar om skyddet av den privata nyckeln. Tills nu så har sverige bara haft E-legitimation på säkerhetsnivå 3/4. Ett E-legitimation på högsta nivån (4/4) måste finnas på ett fysiskt kort som ej kan kopieras. Det ID som läggs in i mobilen kmr ha 3/4.

@therobstoddard @MorbidKnowledge @OnDisasters The one she couldn't get on I hope?

@MorbidKnowledge @OnDisasters My mom got held up for an extra day during her business trip to DC... Her flight hit the Pentagon.

Seth MacFarlane, creator of Family Guy, had been booked on American Airlines Flight 11 on the morning of September 11, 2001, a routine transcontinental service from Boston to Los Angeles. The night before, he had been at his alma mater, Rhode Island School of Design, giving a lecture. After the event he went out for drinks with friends, woke up the next morning with a hangover, and arrived at the airport just 15 minutes too late to board. At the gate he was told "I'm sorry, they just closed the gate. You're too late." He made his way to the airport lounge, booked the next available flight, and fell asleep. He woke up roughly 40 minutes later to learn that Flight 11 had crashed into the North Tower of the World Trade Center. All 92 people on board were kil*ed