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Chelsea flower show has a gynaecological garden, (designed by a man) - featuring a sculpture for each of the 5 gynie cancers. Give me strength. Can’t we just have lovely flowers looking pretty? Must everything be a fucking campaign?

Adam Wharton scores his first Crystal Palace goal in his 94th appearance! 🦅

20 arrests confirmed arrests were made at the Unite the Kingdom march yesterday. For context, Notting Hill carnival last year had 443 arrests. The FA Cup final yesterday had 22 arrests. UTK had fewer arrests than a football match. Not a drunken, thuggish yob event at all.

What an amazing achievement by Tommy & team. Unbelievable, truly. I am sure you are all knackered. But bugger me sideways lads, you killed it. Proud to share a country with your army of real gentle-men and gentle-women.

“Keir Starmer’s a wanker” chanted at the Unite The Kingdom march. It has become the patriotic anthem of 2026. Instantly cheers me up whenever I hear it. 🇬🇧

Breaking news from Batshit Bonkers Britain AND the Insane Asylum Australia And my ARSE IS OUT in support of @salltweets #IStandWithSallGrover

Comedy Dave (call me Zack), a gay Jew tax evader, (teeth by Stonehenge) and Pied Piper of Islamists in the U.K., did not vote in the local elections despite his team saying that he did. But he can make your tits bigger.

Dear @reformparty_uk May I politely request you decide your candidate for Makerfield by LISTENING to ordinary people who live there. Local ✅ Grafter ✅ Ex military ✅ British Family man ✅ Please do not insert a massive cuntoid like @ZiaYusufUK Thank you Katie

Your latest news download from Katie Hopkins - in Batshit Bonkers Britain

I see Wes Streeting has used his resignation to demonise Reform voters. Labour just don’t get it, do they?

Your daily news blast from the beautiful island of Guernsey Batshit Bonkers Britain needs liberating from King Jung Starmer

Polanski has been caught with his pants down: - Spokesman for the Red Cross ❌ - Worked for the MOJ ❌ - Unpaid council tax ❌ - Can enlarge breast via hypontherapy ❌ - False claims about being a member of the National Hypnotherapy Council ❌ A total charlatan, not to be trusted.

It's almost like you can't trust a word she says

This is what communism looks like in the 21st century. I have just been denied entry to the UK in order to speak at the largest patriotic event in Europe. Starmer will be sued by me. Not the government, not the Home Office but Starmer personally. Once you lose the next election, communist, we’ll meet in court! Tommy @TRobinsonNewEra , this communist cannot silence millions, nor can he take away their right to vote! UNITE THE KINGDOM!

Just two weeks ago, 335 Labour MPs voted against referring Keir Starmer to the Privileges Committee. They chose to back a PM who has misled Parliament, broken the ministerial code and lied to us. Talk about wasting political capital on a PM they’re now telling to resign.

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Only the male women can show their faces.

It is not a constitutional requirement to hold a General Election if the Prime Minister resigns. By Labour’s own standards, however… bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

Angela Eagle who is meant to be tweeting in support of Starmer does not appear to have read the statement she has reposted