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This you?

I am pretty certain that when the next sexually transmitted disease is discovered, it will be by an Arizona State student. Not because they’re science scholars, but because they have already been exposed to so many venereal diseases, the germs will mutate into something new.

When you realize that Mallrats by @ThatKevinSmith is the greatest Easter movie ever made

Dear ASU fans: This ain’t football. We’re talking about hoops. You’ve had Byron Scott and James Harden as alumni. And you have zero final fours to show for it. So do the world a favor. Keep your mouths closed unless it’s to swallow a nut, like your moms should have.

@sundvl4life Five times. You? Zero.

@palberto_exe Did y’all even show up to the final four?

Lol @ never been to a Final Four

@W55560233 @rez_devil We’re not talking about football

@palberto_exe @rez_devil Sorry you’re lost. This is the college football playoff group. Next session is the rose bowl winners.

Not the “never reached a final four” crowd talking crazy. Fuck are you on about?

I hope @iHitSplits Huskies do the damn thing on Monday. Show that it took an out of this world performance to beat Arizona. Straight up.

@iHitSplits If there’s any coach that can get a team ready, it’s Dan.

@palberto_exe Idk if we have anything for them

Lol typical Zona

@iHitSplits It’s okay. UConn gotta do it now.

@palberto_exe I’m so sorry bro

UConn gotta do it, bro. Portnoy gonna be insufferable.

Arizona waited until the final four to Arizona

Thank you, fans. - @ArizonaMBB

@rez_devil Again… make a final four and then talk

@palberto_exe Can't be better than Laveen Beach.

@iHitSplits Bro they’re getting it pushed in

@palberto_exe Theyre so tough but they’ve blown leads

@palberto_exe Meet me there bro

Brian Walsh is absolutely terrible. Might have overtaken CB Fucknor as the worst ump in MLB today.

We legit went 0-3 with RISP. No thanks to CB Fucknor either.