Pandas Expressed

“nobody told me this” and it’s literally the first thing you learn in Lays tricks class

@MidnightJoneser Stolen joke fuck you

they kidnapping black ppl in Atlanta and turnin them into waymos

Soul trapped the DoorDash guy and smoked his essence

@github holy shit, how did the attackers find a large enough uptime window to get in?

the easiest “us” i’ve ever sent

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. No notes. The lifeless clanker carcass just laying there. No crowd reaction, anything. Just Billie Jean. Until its lifeless shell is shamefully dragged off. Purely amazing.

@zillowgonewild The cost is 1 million dollars. The cost of living in Sandpoint is your entire soul.

I really wouldn’t change a thing at this Sandpoint, ID home. And 50 acres for under a million dollars seems like a steal in 2026. 🏡 $935,000 📍 Sandpoint, ID

Dear @PWHL_SanJose First of all welcome!! Second, now that we have colors, I have a humble suggestion.

Is rack city walkable

@SimagicOfficial Are the shift paddles decent yet? Do they have any positive engagement clicks?

Meet the Zeus Sport. Built for road, rally, and track racing. 📅Official Launch — May 22 Experience the Zeus Series at Sim Racing Expo Charlotte. 📍 Booth G8-G9 📍 Charlotte Convention Center 📅 May 22–24

@PWHL_SanJose @thepwhlofficial Incredible missed opportunity not to be the Golden State Seals

WE OUT HERE IN THE BAY 🌊​ ​ The PWHL is officially headed to San Jose!​ ➡️ pwhlsanjose.com

Angels Appearing before the Shepherds, by Henry Ossawa Tanner, 1910

When you get a very treatable form of cancer but die anyway because you treated it with fruit juice:

@ObtainerOf Why do this when you can simply pay them the fair wage they get already and execute them if they enrich themselves or are involved in any corruption?

We should pay members of Congress two million a year, Senators five. If they are found to enrich themselves in any other way aside from maybe home appreciation we execute them

@TSN_Sports If by "break" you mean "beach ball"

Joseph Woll just can’t catch a break. Team Finland adds another in the second period to extend the lead to 5-1 🇫🇮. #MensWorlds

@usahockey Suomiiii

Final from game three. #MensWorlds

@Mic8gris garbage AI post

🚨¿Qué le pasó realmente al auto de Max Verstappen en Nürburgring? En las últimas 3 horas de carrera, Max le pasó el Mercedes GT3 a Dani Juncadella. A las pocas vueltas empezó el problema: En el tablero se encendió una alarma de ABS. Dani sintió un ruido fuerte en la parte trasera derecha y el auto empezó a vibrar. Pensaron que era algo eléctrico y resetearon la alarma, pero el problema seguía. Cuando entró a boxes, abrieron la rueda trasera derecha y encontraron que el driveshaft (eje de transmisión) se había partido. Esa pieza es la que lleva toda la potencia desde la caja de cambios hasta la rueda trasera derecha. Al romperse, destruyó también el rulemán, el porta-rueda y otros componentes del tren trasero completo. Tuvieron que cambiar todo el eje trasero derecho, lo que les tomó casi una hora. Ahí se les escapó la victoria. Era una pieza nueva, no hubo golpe ni abuso de bordillos. Fue una falla mecánica pura y dura. @Max33Verstappen @dani_juncadella #24hNBR #Nürburgring #24hNurburgring #MaxVerstappen #MercedesAMG #Driveshaft #FallaMecánica

@darksidetdi Any intention of running the Nurburgring 24hr?

Бляяяя, это же буквально скетч из Монти Пайтона, но ирл