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A woman that wants to suck your dick vs a woman you had to ask to suck your dick, that’s two different dick sucks

2022: “Stop overreacting, they won’t overturn Roe.” They did. 2023: “Stop overreacting, they won’t let women die rather than get an abortion.” They did. 2024: “Stop overreacting, they won’t arrest women for miscarriages.” They did. 2025: “Stop overreacting, they won’t turn women into incubators.” They did. 2026: “Stop overreacting, they won’t attack mifepristone.” They did, today. Now: “Stop overreacting, they won’t go after birth control next.” They will.

Mother's Day is a week away... as a mom, I don't want cleaning supplies. Give me protein, leggings, and time in the gym.

Only in America can one party control the White House, the Senate, the House of Representatives, win the popular vote, and hold the majority of governorships—and still blame the other party for everything wrong with the country.

People always ask this question and never “do prosecutors ever feel overwhelmed with guilt knowing they’ve put innocent people away?” Or “do prosecutors ever worry they aren’t doing justice when they destroy someone’s life over crimes of addiction or poverty?”

When you realize you have to pay $4.50 a gallon because the president of the US raped children on a private island

@LuvCrysSmith I've found it to be the opposite, I bulk buy foods that last a month or so and my bill drops about 200-300 a month, when I'm eating healthier and meal prepping

When you start eating healthy the price do be up I fear all that stuff is way more expensive!

IT WAS NEVER ABOUT VOTER FRAUD. IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT VOTER SUPPRESSION.

so actually the microbiome needs to come from the vaginal region of france, otherwise it’s just sparkling pussy

We did not cancel elections during the Civil War. We did not cancel elections for World War II. We did not cancel elections for COVID. But the Louisiana Governor sees the opportunity to gerrymander Black members out of their seats and… STATE OF EMERGENCY: ELECTION CANCELLED

Normalize disappearing for an extended period of time to do a factory reset on your focus and creativity.

Decision fatigue makes you CHUBBY. It activates your lard logic. For a lean, beautiful, and aesthetic physique for life: Batch cooking > meal prep >>> primitive guessing of meals. If you're trying to get stage lean then you'll need to meal prep, otherwise batch cooking clean tasty meals will get you feeling 10x better and leaner faster than you think; it also saves you a LOT of money and time. I initially did it to be efficient, but realised I wake up leaner every single day. Stronger in the gym, more energy, thinking with more clarity, I can't remember when I was last hungry. Last binged in 2025. You can do this for life. Every time I deviated from this I'd slowly start putting on fat.

Just remember it took Congress 5 months to agree to $600 stimulus checks for Americans, and 8 hours to send $13.6 billion to another country and give themselves a 21% pay raise.

So we arrested the guy who owned the sex island and we arrested the woman who brought the children to the sex island, but we haven't arrested the clients who paid for children on the sex island.

@whateverkc22 Its got to be in the top 10% for it to matter if you do..

Same. However, this was literally my face after reading this tweet 🤭🤭🤭🤭

One of the most vital lessons to learn growing up is to completely ignore anyone who tells you what should be considered 'fun' or 'relaxing' for you. I would quietly work on something I was passionate about from morning to night, feel fantastic eating clean, and train hard in the gym. These were the best moments of my life. Yet without fail, I'd always have to deal with some bird brained simpleton constantly in my ear trying to tell me to have "fun" by eating junk or to "relax" or prematurely stop what delighted each of my deeper senses to hang out with them. If you don't develop an appropriate degree of disagreeableness you will spend your entire life having to acquiesce to the strange ideas people have of what you 'should' be doing. That is one of the fastest ways to become perpetually unhappy in life.

@whateverkc22 @Mauigirltoo Milf-ish

Not sure what I classify as but my makeup looked good & I have that cool necklace that spells out ‘fuck Trump’ in Morse code (thank you, @Mauigirltoo, for the inspiring me to buy it)

@whateverkc22 There's a man out there right now that has a sexy cankle pic saved in his phone, keep hope alive. 🥲

@papaswan1 Cankles. I am cursed w cankles no matter how thin I am. 😭😭😭

They need to learn how to control their 🍆

I don’t believe ANYTHING our government tells us.