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H.P. Pufncraft

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Elder geek, Sanguinus simp, hot mess. he/him/his.

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Douglas MechArthur ☭⃠
Douglas MechArthur ☭⃠@Kicksbuttson·
If John Brown were alive today he'd be a failed coffee shop owner who joined ANTIFA and ended up committing a mass sh**ting at a Christian preschool, and the Left would rally around him saying "Yeah but he did it to resist fascism though" until the FBI begins arresting his co-conspirators and then they'd say Brown was actually right wing just because he was a white male whose dad voted for Trump.
Echoes of War@EchoesofWarYT

226 years ago yesterday, John Brown was born in a one room house in Torrington, Connecticut. By any honest modern definition, he grew up to become one of the most consequential terrorists in American history. He failed at almost everything before that. Tannery: bankrupt. Wool brokerage: bankrupt. Cattle trading: bankrupt. Land speculation: bankrupt. He buried four children to dysentery in a single month in 1843, lost his first wife in childbirth, fathered 20 children across two marriages, and drifted from one collapsing venture to the next while becoming convinced that God had personally chosen him as the instrument of slavery's destruction. On the night of May 24, 1856, he put that conviction into practice. In retaliation for the pro-slavery sack of Lawrence, Kansas, he and a small band including four of his sons rode to a settlement along Pottawatomie Creek, dragged five unarmed men out of their cabins in front of their wives and children, and hacked them to death with cavalry broadswords. The youngest victim was 20. None of the five had personally owned slaves. The killings were meant to send a message, and they did. Three years later, secretly financed by six wealthy New England abolitionists known as the Secret Six, he led 21 men in a raid on the federal armory at Harpers Ferry. The plan was to seize tens of thousands of weapons, distribute roughly a thousand iron pikes he had commissioned in advance to enslaved people across the South, and ignite a continent-wide uprising. He understood, and accepted, that this would mean a war of extermination across the slave states. The first person his men killed was Heyward Shepherd, a free Black baggage handler. The raid collapsed within 36 hours. He was captured by Col. Robert E. Lee, tried for treason, and hanged six weeks later. Maj. Thomas Jackson, soon to be Stonewall, commanded the gallows guard. John Wilkes Booth borrowed a militia uniform to attend. Victor Hugo wrote from France pleading for his life. Emerson called him a saint who would "make the gallows glorious like the cross." His final note, slipped to a jailer on the walk to the scaffold: "I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood." 16 months later: Fort Sumter. Within five years Union soldiers were marching south singing "John Brown's body lies a-mouldering in the grave." The honest assessment is uncomfortable. He committed political murder of unarmed civilians to coerce a society, which is the textbook definition of terrorism. He plotted to trigger a race war he expected to consume hundreds of thousands of lives. He was a religious fanatic who believed God spoke to him directly, who treated his own sons as expendable soldiers in that mission, and two of them died at Harpers Ferry because of it. If a man with the same résumé acted today, on behalf of any cause we did not already agree with, no one would hesitate to call him what he was. He was also right. Slavery was a moral crime so vast that the country did, in the end, only purge it in blood, exactly as he predicted, at a cost of roughly 750,000 lives. He was one of the very few white Americans of his generation willing to actually die alongside Black men for Black freedom while polite abolitionists were still writing pamphlets. Frederick Douglass, who knew him and refused to join the raid because he thought it was suicide, said it cleanly: "His zeal in the cause of freedom was infinitely superior to mine. Mine was as the taper light; his was as the burning sun." John Brown forces an awkward question that Americans have never really resolved. If terrorism is violence in service of a political end, and the political end is the immediate destruction of chattel slavery, what exactly are we supposed to do with him.

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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
What we're listening to this Friday 🇺🇸
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Bill Mitchell
Bill Mitchell@mitchellvii·
Gas prices have TEMPORARILY spiked because we are in a military conflict (not a war) with a terrorist regime that borders the Strait of Hormuz. This was to be expected and an acceptable short-term cost to pay to end 47 years of terror and nuclear intimidation. I mean c'mon man.
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Guylies Are Trash
Guylies Are Trash@_pseudonym_dj_·
On any other year he wouldn’t have looked as ignorant as he does… Beyoncé is co-chair. She’s on his invitation. No matter how he feels, he could’ve prepared an answer. Men don’t like it when they’re not the main character… thats also why men don’t recognise Beyonce as the greatest regardless of her having achievered way more than Michael Jackson. US metrics by nature are about quantity but this never applies to Beyonce because it would mean the greatest is no longer a man- and Thats why this man behaved that why- misogyny.
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Variety
Variety@Variety·
Paul Anthony Kelly when asked what his favorite Beyonce song is: "I don't know. I'm a metal head." #MetGala
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Arizona Diamondbacks
Arizona Diamondbacks@Dbacks·
Tonight’s game has been delayed due to a bee colony forming on the protective netting behind home plate.
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Southern Chestnut 🇺🇸
Southern Chestnut 🇺🇸@AppyOrtho·
Map of the Confederacy, had they won. This is the South by right and by blood and it should all be reclaimed 💪
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Brigitte Gabriel
Brigitte Gabriel@ACTBrigitte·
ABC must TAKE action against Jimmy Kimmel. I stand with @FLOTUS
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Secretary of War Pete Hegseth
The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force. We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately.
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D.B. Jones
D.B. Jones@BooLongfellow·
@GeauxGabrielle The families were recruited to file that lawsuit by Democrat law firms, Alex never mentioned their names ,never harassed them or called for anyone else to do so,Alex reported what was all over the Internet at the time, people had questions that have still gone unanswered
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g.@GeauxGabrielle·
One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them. The graves of multiple children have been defaced. One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.
Variety@Variety

The Onion says it has — after 17 months of legal wrangling — successfully landed a deal to take over Infowars, the right-wing conspiracy-fueled site run by Alex Jones. In November 2024, the Onion revealed its winning bid for Infowars, which was sued into bankruptcy (as was Jones) after the families of victims in the Sandy Hook mass shooting won a defamation suit judgment in 2022 against Jones, who had repeatedly lied and posited baseless conspiracy theories about the massacre. The Onion’s parent company, Global Tetrahedron, will pay $81,000 a month to license the infowars.com domain name and associated intellectual property. The deal runs for six months, with an option to renew for another six months. variety.com/2026/digital/n…

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porkolo
porkolo@jerrybeatleman·
@GeauxGabrielle This Alex Jones is bad because he questioned sandy hook is the most mass psychosis bullshit I've ever seen. Pure NPC shit
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Andreas Hale
Andreas Hale@AndreasHale·
I will not be covering #WrestleMania for ESPN. WWE denied my credentials and blocked my access. Neither I nor ESPN has been told why. You can speculate on the reasons, but if you want answers, ask WWE. Let me know what they tell you. ~FIN~
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Spitfire
Spitfire@RealSpitfire·
The current Pope is a political hack. I say this as a Catholic. Not my Pope.
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Ryan Dally
Ryan Dally@Ryandally08·
@EdKrassen It was very fitting for the moment. Pete Hegseth gets it. That’s why military recruitment is currently through the roof.
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Ed Krassenstein
Ed Krassenstein@EdKrassen·
Wow this is embarrassing! Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction at a Pentagon speech and prayer session yesterday. The prayer was an adaptation of the monologue delivered by Samuel L. Jackson’s character. In the movie, the character falsely attributes it to Ezekiel 25:17 before a killing, saying: “The path of the downed aviator is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of camaraderie and duty, shepherd the lost through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to capture and destroy my brother. And you will know my call sign is Sandy 1 when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”
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marchesssik
marchesssik@0xmarchesss·
@Mr_Husky1 While people struggle to pay rent, Harry Potter star Rupert Grint spent his fortune on an old ice cream truck just to play pretend. 🤡 Instead of donating to real charities, he drove around villages like a weirdo handing out free popsicles for clout
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The Husky
The Husky@Mr_Husky1·
Rupert Grint, the English actor who played Ron in the Harry Potter films, was too young to spend his money when he started getting rich. He had to wait until he was of legal age to commit his first folly. His first adult purchase, with the enormous fortune he had accumulated, was... an ice cream truck. An ice cream truck. This is the truck he bought. A 1974 Bedford van, designed by Mr. Whippy. And surprisingly, the young actor didn't want an ice cream truck to be displayed in his front yard. He wanted to use it to sell ice cream! Or rather, offer them to children for free. Which he did for a while, driving his truck through the small villages in his region, handing out popsicles along the way. It was a childhood dream.
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Gina Milan
Gina Milan@ginamilan_·
It’s a fucking meme. Shut the hell up. You’re clearly too dense to comprehend what the picture is depicting. Spare me your fake outrage bullshit.
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rayyy lmao
rayyy lmao@RayNarvaezJr·
I am LOVING all these Sneakers O’Toole memes
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