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in the flow Katılım Aralık 2010
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Arthur MacWaters
Arthur MacWaters@ArthurMacwaters·
They don't want you to know this but you can literally > go to church > sit next to a beautiful girl > say hello > ask her to dinner > tell her you love her after 3 weeks > ask her to marry you after 11 months And this beautiful creature will literally live with you in your house and sleep in your bed Absolutely insane life hack. Total glitch in the matrix, surprised they haven't patched this exploit
Arthur MacWaters@ArthurMacwaters

Having a wife is literally the best thing ever man Life really is just richer

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M4rc0z
M4rc0z@dreamworks2050·
@paranoidream This reminds me of the movie “the fly” but instead it’s an entire horse 🤣
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Ancient times
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