Dan Parker

@jimbolee12 @UtdDistrict @United_Rules @StevenRailston Why’s it televised twice a year every year ?

@UtdDistrict @United_Rules @StevenRailston It’s not a great fixture in English football at all.

🚨🎙️ | Eddie Howe asked whether #mufc vs Newcastle brings more out of his side: "You're right, historically that's always been the case, it's one the great fixtures in English football." [@StevenRailston]

Tomorrow evening, Newcastle fans could FINALLY see Benajmin Šeško, Bryan Mbeumo, and Matheus Cunha line up together at St. James' Park 😮‍💨

@Lukas___B @DanNUFC23 @ben_bowman_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@DanNUFC23 @ben_bowman_ It was funny. The funny thing in it was it couldn't have ended his career.

I hate him man I hate him so much

Life comes at you fast

🐈‍⬛ Looking forward to the Tyne-Wear derby, Kieran?

@Jackmitch22 Giles man ffs

😂😂😂

United are 16th, trophyless and have zero cash to spend. My childhood prayed for this.

I love football 😂🤣

@Dam23_ @NUFCimpact @GAsher00 @ChrisPage2311 @adamnufc_ Free kick when he blocks him off then?

@NUFCimpact @GAsher00 @ChrisPage2311 @adamnufc_ Hall steps in front of Salah's path to block/slow him down and ends up falling over because he's turning as he wasn't even watching the ball. Take your black and white goggles off 😭

How on earth was this not a penalty btw? 😭

@jtdavies @robprogressive Melt

@robprogressive Yes that is fair! I paid 6-figures in tax in my 23/24 tax declaration and proud of it. Tax is a good thing, I love the NHS, not thrilled about HS2 but happy to support the poor, the refugees etc. and would still be happy to pay it even if it went up. Paying tax is a privilege.

Tax the rich more, they say Well did you know that a £150,000 earner pays £53,460 in income tax alone But a £25,000 earner pays just £2,486 How is this fair? And why are we attacking those high earners and forcing them out of the country? It takes more than 20 low rate taxpayers to pay the same as one person who earns £150,000 It’s these higher earner who generate nearly all the tax revenue to fund the NHS, the police, transport & public services

@theawayfans @CurrahJack

Stoke City fans in the top tier at Sunderland today. #SCFC

I love football

@AlexHanson1991 @M_Robson_

If you're calling for Eddie's head you don't understand ball, bugger off and be a Man U fan. #NUFC

@jimmybell23 @StuieG77 We haven’t got 4 forwards

6 quid for a cam bell tactical master class? I’d pay a 10er

Any cunt who's ever had a Ukraine flag in their bio should be sent to the front line first

@Combat_Files @CurrahJack Giles on cod

@canty_100 @Nkosie_37 🤣🤣🤣

@Nkosie_37 @parkcy17 Thought Dan’s drop might have made it in…

So another wonderful season of cricket comes to an end here in the UK. Time to recap a few of the most village moments of the year. A thread —

@P4t949 Giles

@P4t949 😂😂😂😂

@liss_dolledup @Brazzers @gilesrumney

Always on the hunt for new UK talent to shoot for @Brazzers UK! If you would like the opportunity or think of someone who hasn’t shot pro before, but would be great - then comment below or drop me a dm!! 🖤💛