Karen Michelle Parker

Today I voted in early voting here in Texas. @RepJasmine you got my vote! #turntexasblue

Please allow this to happen Congress. I would love to see @Lesdoggg get in Pam Bondi's face

When inclement weather hits Texas 3 things are guaranteed to happen: 1. HEB will be open and will help out Texans. 2. Whataburger is readily available. 3. Ted Cruz flees the state. Asshat

10 days till the start of the holiday game of Whamageddon.

My money is on Chicago, and its fine prople. #fdt

@MrsSOsbourne You and Ozzy remind me of my parents. I have watched videos of you and Ozzy, and the way you look at each other that is true love. My parents looked at each other like that and were married 53 years before my dad passed away in 21 from dementia and pneumonia. Hugs!

Stewart/Colbert 2028

@VP meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

It’s an incredible honor to take the oath of office as the 50th Vice President of the United States. I look forward to working alongside President Trump to serve the American people. Let's Make America Great Again!

@jonstewart @StephenAtHome Please make this happen!!

@SouthPark Should we call Robert Smith from the Cure to battle the Mecha-Hitler like he did when he fought Mecha-Streisand in South Park??

@HEB Seeing things like this brings good tears to my eyes. HEB should stand for Helping Every Body

Charlie Kirk needs to be quiet about women. I'm single, no kids, and I'm happy. I am the childless cat lady who's a bit crazy but I'm fun!!

This all feels like Deja vu. Like 2004-2008 is repeating itself Our leader is an idiot and war is on the horizon.

#emtbadge502 Does this have a flared base?

@steveioe, you and badge 502 need to team up to do some videos. Y'all make me laugh so hard I nearly pee on myself