Parker 🐸

Her: "Babe, you sure you can go multiple rounds?" Me:

@tubingtyler1 Something fishy here I just can't prove it

When you look back at the history of big bats at ASU, this becomes that much more impressive.

@LaurMichThom Thanks twin

@parkergulp Congrats, Parker!!🎉

PreK and other random graduations is the equivalent to the current wedding culture of having 5 bridal showers leading up to the big day

@JeremyTTUsports @LaurMichThom From high school bro 🫩🫩

@parkergulp @LaurMichThom From TCU already?

@tubingtyler1 Self Esteem? Like the song from The Offspring?

His self esteem is as tall as he is. Be nice to him.

@karenmccay5244 I wonder what I'll learn

What I learned in college: How to make a chilton San Angelo exists Idiots don't eat breakfast tacos UT sucks

@kittl3y I'm majoring in finance!

Just found out if I take summer classes I could get a finance degree by December 2027. I’d finish a semester earlier than if I went to nursing school what the fuck do I do here

@LaurMichThom Oh dear

Sister opened her calculator app and this was there from the last time she used it… claims she was making sure nothing changed (engineer for that big space company btw)

@229HornedFrogs You just told me less than 24 hours ago that you didn't like it

Call me biased but I like the Drake song Fortworth

@kangminlee @SMU @carson_tk what a disappointment!

This story is insane. Chinese-American professor Sean Wang is suing Southern Methodist University over Discrimination & Retaliation from Indian Professors. Indian professors at @SMU classified Dr. Wang as white in HR records to justify denying him a promotion. Dr. Hemang Desai, chair of the Accounting Department, along with other Indian faculty, granted tenure to 100% of Indian candidates, while denying tenure to 100% of non-Indian candidates. Indian faculty were also handed prime offices with nice views, while East Asian and non-Indian faculty were assigned to a lesser offices. This perfectly illustrates East Asians' white-adjacent status, the deep normalization of anti-white discrimination, and parasitic Indian nepotism.

@229HornedFrogs It sucks man

Tcu mentioned Rahhhhhhhh!!!!

@kittl3y Congratulations though, man

Can’t believe in 11 hours I’ll graduate. Trying not to ball my eyes out just thinking about it

@CoyoteRaider Congratulations, man

This is it. Thanks for the memories. Coyote out…

@GMFP__ Not a fan

@parkergulp Why

Anybody know what time Drake's albums drop tn?

@dubsinfive My english was a 35 and reading was a 36. Unfortunately my math was way lower. That will haunt me

my english was a 35 and my writing was a 10, and my reading was a 33 they salvaged that composite 😭😭

@BigLavPunch BANG

We did it 💯

THEY HAD TURNING RED ABOVE TOY STORY

@frankprochaska @jordan_topscott @JarheadFrog One of my friends loves A&M so I've made a habit of learning every negative thing possible about A&M in order to mess with him. I've developed hatred in the process!

@parkergulp @jordan_topscott @JarheadFrog Ok, since you didn’t see the question and just doubled down for your buddy, I’ll ask again: why?

You attend Texas A&M bc you have to, not because you want to. Nobody wants to sit in a class with 100+ students for 3/4 of their college career. Nobody wants to park 5 miles away to get to class. Any student would choose TCU over A&M if they could afford it. Not even debatable.

@frankprochaska @jordan_topscott @JarheadFrog I'm a senior in high school and I HATE a&m

@jordan_topscott @JarheadFrog Class of ‘30, so you’re Sr. in HS? Just curious, what makes you “hate” A&M so much??