Parker Kirk

Thank you, Alex Cora.

@tylermilliken_ T you jinxed it

Can't believe this wasn't challenged. Please don't waste it.

@avgfootballnjyr @DudespostingWs What’s a “former” Marine? Never heard of one.

@DudespostingWs I'm a former marine. I survived two IED explosions in Iraq. I've run Boston three times and nobody cares because I trained and didn't have to crawl

In 2019, Micah Herndon, a former Marine who survived an IED explosion in Afghanistan, collapsed near the finish of the Boston Marathon and crawled his way across the line. He runs in honor of his 3 fellow fallen Marines

Question for RedSox fans- Would you rather the team go on a run & get to the postseason (seemingly justifying the moves) Or watch the team struggle through a season & finish poorly which may (or may not) put the front office in the crosshairs of ownership?

@AustenJ248855 @MJeepjoy @BrianSuttererMD Pain is the signal that its hard to do it. There is a massive difference between pain that is indicative of injury and pain that is indicative of room to grow as an athlete. if pain meant "stop" every time you felt it, nobody would ever accomplish anything.

@MJeepjoy @BrianSuttererMD Is it possible to tell if you're permanently damaging yourself? The pain is the body's signal that you shouldn't keep doing it isn't it

Serious question for the elite runners - do his legs even hurt? What’s he feeling physically down the stretch?

Alex Cora gave us 2018 and for that, in this house, he’s a goddamn hero

@Jared_Carrabis Where were you Jared??

GRAND SLAM ANDRUW MONASTERIO THE NOON SOX ARE TAKING BELT TO ASS

And we are winning challenges?? Who tf are these guys??

Where were you when Andrew Monasterio saved the 2026 Boston Red Sox

The Orioles hit so many home runs off the Red Sox tonight that they ran out of fireworks in Baltimore. This is a real tweet.

@SoCalTigersFan @BreezeMSU This is such a good tweet

@BreezeMSU Scott Harris needs to give Tork the Dread Pirate Roberts treatment on the nightly. "Goodnight, [Tork]. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely [DFA] you in the morning."

I love that Spencer Torkelson works just hard enough to not get fired One of us.

@Jared_Carrabis Positive Jerry that’s what they’re calling him

You know what? I’m gonna add to that and say I’m hopeful that he plays this weekend too. That would be great.

Payton Tolle is a Nuclear Weapon

Literally anyone but Crochet and Roman are on the table.

@KenCarman @ShaunMorash @jerrythornton Mother’s Day Valentines Day Veterans Day (if your establishment has a veteran free meal or otherwise good deal for vets)

@ShaunMorash @jerrythornton Mother's Day, Easter, Thanksgiving. The holy trinity of the restaurant industry from what I'm told.

The Patriots have 8 of their 11 picks on Saturday. If the Patriots were a restaurant, this would be like the chef taking Mother’s Day off.

@espn turn the Avalanche game on

Beside the fact that Apple developed and released Apple Silicon under Tim Cook.

AirPods alone would be a Fortune-500 company if it were standalone, and they BARELY work with other smartphones besides iPhone. 88% of American teens are iPhone users. Apple Watch is easily the most popular watch on earth and is the best-vertically-integrated smartwatch on the market. The Macbook Neo is one of the most disruptive tech products of the last 10 years. Only feasible because of the supply chain Tim Cook implemented. Apple is worth $3 Trillion. That happened under Tim Cook. The supply chain dominance of apple happened under Tim Cook. To say he “hit cruise control” is either disingenuous or indicative that you have no idea what Tim Cook accomplished, or both.

@MayerIsKing Only by 98.5 🤦‍♂️ real ones knew it was mechanical

I was told Roman Anthony had a noodle arm and not mechanical issues…