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@croptopsllc My wife today: “Our neighbor got a dumpster!” We’re SO jealous

Free advice: If you want to make your girl happy, get her a dumpster.

Verifying myself: I am park on Keybase.io. 37jN7d-VI6-UMIKHTsZWkhPkt3RbsJ7BuOKY / keybase.io/park/sigs/37jN…

@JackChambersGB @RyanAutullo I wish Austin would do something similar.

I don't care what anybody says, whether it's overrated or cliche, the San Antonio Riverwalk is a masterstroke of genius.

@moviebuddyjb @alamodrafthouse How’d you like it? Too bad you didn’t go before they switched to mobile ordering. The experience used to be MUCH better!

About to have my first Alamo Drafthouse Experience ever! #alamo #alamodrafthouse #sxsw @alamodrafthouse

@atensnut Bitch please! That’s fake and you know it.

@jeremyscahill @krystalball Dude, he’s the Sec of Defense. There is no “War Secretary” in this country.

War Secretary Pete Hegseth just claimed that Iranian leaders have gone underground and are hiding, saying "that's what rats do." Meanwhile, several senior Iranian officials have been openly marching through the streets of Tehran today even as US-Israeli bombing continues.

@HawleyMO Fuck you Josh. Move to Russia if you don’t like the freedoms in the United States.

What is a woman, Gavin?

@TheChiefNerd Who could have guessed that this fucking dude would become such an evil asshole?

🚨 SAM ALTMAN: “We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter.”

@SenTuberville You’re a disgusting bigoted racist.

The enemy is inside the gates.

This is why I kind of hate AI.

@Acyn Fetterman is an embarrassment. Bought and paid for by AIPAC money.

Collins: Every senate Democrat except you signed a letter today asking for an investigation into that strike on a girls school in Iran. Why did you not sign that letter? Fetterman: The left media is much more angry about or talking about this hospital… I think largely that letter, it was rendered moot at this point..

@paytonmcnabb_ @MegynKellyShow @IWF Why would you do an interview with a trans reporter when you hate trans people so much?

Looks like there is proof! Straight from the source - enjoy!

@RepOgles You’re absolutely disgusting. If you don’t like the Freedom of Religion we have in the United States, move to a different country!

Muslims don't belong in American society. Pluralism is a lie.

Looks like the perfect midterm ad

The most offensive thing is the lack of an Oxford comma.

@realmitchlittle @Austin_Police What’s your evidence that they might be indicted? Seems pretty irresponsible for you to post this if don’t have proof.

I’m looking forward to hearing more about the @Austin_Police officers who heroically stopped the terrorist. We should be honoring them as a state, and they shouldn’t be going out wondering if they’re going to be indicted for doing their jobs. We need a cultural reset.

@sama Hey moron, there is no “Department of War”. It’s the Department of Defense.

I'd like to answer questions about our work with the DoW and our thinking over the past few days. Please AMA.

There’s always a tweet.

@bennyjohnson You can’t believe it, because IT DIDNT HAPPEN. Dumbass.

I cannot believe this is happening. Hillary Clinton just STORMED out of the Epstein Deposition because I posted a photo of her testifying. Now the Clinton PR team is crying about me to the press. This is insane. The deposition is being filmed and will be released in full. Hillary wanted it to be done LIVE on TV. Rep. Boebert gave me permission to post a photo she took before the hearing started with credit. Hillary is trying to get out of answering questions about Epstein because of a picture. Does this sound desperate to you?

@bennyjohnson And she’s still answering questions. This is embarrassing for you, Brian.

@bennyjohnson Boebert breaks the rules and you don’t understand why Hillary Clinton is upset? How dumb ARE you?