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Jay Parlar

@parlar

🇨🇦 Engineer @crowdstrike. Ph.D. in Software Engineering. Formal methods advocate (TLA+, Alloy, Z3). Python/JavaScript/etc. Husband & dad. He/him

Hamilton, Ontario, Canada Katılım Ekim 2008
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Jay Parlar@parlar·
@theomn Strangely, LinkedIn is the only social network I look at now. I miss chatting with folks here though. But I can’t even use a good client anymore, this first party client has been forced down everyone’s throat
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@parlar how you want I should bother you moving forward?
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@norootcause have you seen how a huge percentage of Canada doesn’t have internet today? All of a Rogers is down, cellular and wired internet. Many ATMs and debit/credit machines are down. There’s going to be a good story here! Odds it was a config change?
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Jay Parlar@parlar·
@norootcause But maybe it’s a way to prevent blame from hitting human operators! Time to replace “human error” with “AI error”
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@norootcause.surfingcomplexity.com on Bluesky
@norootcause.surfingcomplexity.com on Bluesky@norootcause·
Note to Rogers: AI won’t save you from incidents
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@norootcause From an email the CEO just sent: “…we will continue to focus on reliability, investing $10 billion over the next three years. This includes more oversight, more testing and greater use of Artificial Intelligence to ensure we’re able to deliver the reliable service you deserve.“

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@norootcause From an email the CEO just sent: “…we will continue to focus on reliability, investing $10 billion over the next three years. This includes more oversight, more testing and greater use of Artificial Intelligence to ensure we’re able to deliver the reliable service you deserve.“
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@norootcause Maybe they’re one of those managers that still likes to code, and they messed up a YAML config
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Owen Nelson@theomn·
I've been working on the loadout that will help me succeed in this, the final boss, fight in Elden Ring. How can I be above level 160 and still feel so weak?
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Jay Parlar@parlar·
@theomn @palendae I don’t think I even know what stone cats you’re talking about. This game has everything!
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Owen Nelson@theomn·
@parlar @palendae There's a similar gag you can do with crystal darts and those Guardian Watchdog stone cat mobs. Crystal darts can cause them to become "confused" so if there are 2 of them you can make them fight each other.
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Jay Parlar@parlar·
@theomn @palendae The quest line to get the cookbook is super convoluted, and I never would have found any of it on my own
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Jay Parlar@parlar·
@theomn @palendae Yeah. It didn’t go as well as I wanted. YouTube shows people enchanting both goons, and getting tons of help on Niall. I enchanted one goon, and then the second goon laid a beat down on the first before I could enchant the second. But I got it, and it helped me with Niall
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Jay Parlar@parlar·
@theomn @palendae I spent WAY too long going through the quest line to get Fevor’s Cookbook [3], so I could craft Bewitching Branches. That made the fight relatively easy in the end
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@norootcause “The regulator is also asking the telecom to describe any measures that were put in place after a software upgrade knocked out Rogers wireless service in April, 2021, and to explain why those measures failed to prevent the most recent service disruption.” stocks.apple.com/AhhXYs_SGThq0M…
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