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double your doses tonight @elonmusk you deserve to celebrate maybe wash them down with your based tequila too it’ll feel so good maybe take a really long soak in the hot tub while you do it like a boss an epic win deserves an epic sleep

@Tetradugenikid It doesn’t have landscape mode so that the rotation doesn’t scare the owner when he’s zooted out clawing at his phone

Twitter sold for whatever billion and you still cant type in landscape orientation

It’s fun that you can tell someone “it’s a speed limit, not a target speed” and watch as barely suppressed rage spills out of their eyes

@legotrillermoth Cancelling the almost finished PS5 version - the only version that would actually sell units - just to desperately try and rebuild brand aura is a real masterstroke

Xbox is so dumb they spent $400 million on a game that they could have just downloaded for free with Game Pass

holy shit it’s him

there’s a good chance that King Charles dies before I ever see a piece of currency with his face on it

incredible to have even lower emotional intelligence than THESE characters

This happened to us at the end of The Batman and I had to find a camrip when we got home to finish the movie

my partner has only seen the Daniel Craig Bonds so now we’re watching the Pierce Brosnan ones and if this technique works they’ll be completely inoculated by the time we get to Connery

@AngelSonyPics @THR she probably smelled your desperation

@THR #clairedanes officially one of the most unfriendly celebrities I’ve ever met ☺️

Claire Danes only recently found out why she had to reshoot her little women death scene and how she got the nickname Death Rattle Danes: “[At the time,] Gillian Armstrong, the director, told me that Coke spilled on the negatives, so I was like, 'Sure!' I had no idea what any of that meant. Of course, now I realize. So, I was dying and was really excited about it. I had a death rattle that I had researched, and it just got a little too guttural, I think. I really committed. It was maybe too authentic, let’s call it that, as opposed to clownish… I told Matthew Rhys that story when we were filming [The Beast in Me], and then he started calling me 'Death Rattle Danes,' which has stuck." bit.ly/4fGqmoo

semantic drift with the term “torture porn” seems to have convinced people that guys were cranking it to SAW and Hostel

@ashNZcrypto @liamvincent26 brother why’d you block me I’m not one of the hundreds of ethnicities you’re afraid of

@ashNZcrypto @liamvincent26 tsk tsk so emotional, no wonder you don’t have a job if you’re so sensitive

@ashNZcrypto @liamvincent26 brother, look in a mirror

@parsnipzilla @liamvincent26 dont even bother trying to talk about something that you have no idea about

@TShirtGuyreturn @lowerformofwit lmfao look at this loser who thinks he’s hard because he can AI generate dropshipped tshirts how about you contribute to society for once and end it all

@lowerformofwit Gay

If black and asian people downed tools en masse to force some hard talk on this issue I'd be behind them 100%

@ashNZcrypto @liamvincent26 the stats speak for themselves lmao

@parsnipzilla @liamvincent26 the stats speak for themselves you moron

@ashNZcrypto @liamvincent26 crypto guy thinks he knows what the people want lmao

@liamvincent26 thats what people want & thats why they are the most popular in every country

@zer0ized @GregoryMcFadden @markgadala Jesus Christ have some dignity

@GregoryMcFadden @markgadala Learn to enjoy something

It's rare that AI video makes me feel any emotion. But these "nostalgiamaxxing videos" really do capture what it's like to grow up in the 90's Credit: homeforchristmasofficial

@Lab4IndyWales @LabourSJ Genuinely, why are you asking an LLM to draw you two circles?..

@LabourSJ Hi. Earlier, I asked CoPilot to make me a simple, blank Venn Diagram (while I brushed my teeth). It took 10 minutes then told me 'Something went wrong'. I asked again. It has been 20 minutes and now it has just told me 'Something went wrong'. Your faith is misplaced

Really excited to launch Police AI today with £75 million of funding. We will use new technology to: 🦹catch more criminals 🚔put officers back on the beat 🔨tackle tool theft 🛍️ fight retail crime 👮free up the equivalent of 3000 police officers

@Aledro54 @kbscott4 @shornKOOMINS That is the point they’re making

@kbscott4 @shornKOOMINS Lmao msnbc is not left wing. It’s corporate and centrist, and these two hosts are old friends of Donald and constantly defend him and this war (because they are Zionists). All media in the U.S. is either corporate far right or center right

Look at her face! 😂