Ash.

@TheGNShow @jacindaardern this love song for Ardern says it best…! enjoy 😉 🎶

@AliKh1886 We have this one at Dunedin airport in New Zealand

Somewhere in Hounslow there is this mural of the King

@deirdrekent newsflash - no one has ever had any faith in any govt to manage anything

Most Kiwis have little or no confidence in the Government’s ability to manage the fuel crisis effectively, according to new polling by Horizon Research released exclusively to Newsroom. In a survey of 1037 adults across the country, 24 percent said they had no confidence at all in the Government to respond well and another 32 percent said they had not very much confidence. Just 12 percent said they had “a great deal” of confidence. newsroom.co.nz/2026/05/04/new…

@GreatImmortal6 @EpicG171 @NoticerNews there is no such thing as a noble indian they are all street shitting jeets

@EpicG171 @ashNZcrypto @NoticerNews nah if noble indians are lowly then the loser that lets his harlot wife roam around fault finding is a real trashy kind of species. RETARD

An irritated Canadian woman has called out an Indian immigrant for washing clothes in a river in Coquitlam, British Columbia, and polluting it with laundry detergent. "We don't do that here"

@deirdrekent ummm what lol

These are three reliable partners for NZ, never USA thanks.

@LayahHeilpern 60k was good enough for me to buy back in

Every bear market in crypto has rallies that feel like the real thing. 2018 had multiple. 2022 had multiple. Every one of them made people FOMO in just in time to get rekt. Don't get emotional. Stay cautious.

@GreatImmortal6 @NoticerNews street shitter lover

@ashNZcrypto @NoticerNews shut up debtor son of a harlot he is your superior and smarter than your debt-ridden masturbating ass stop trying to degrade him.

@GreatImmortal6 @NoticerNews sticking up for street shitters is low grade

@NoticerNews shut the fuq up canadian, the guy is doing what you white peple would dream of doing, instead you are in debt and you need to buy a washer machine and go into debt for it. Fuq off and mind your dumbass business.

@TheZeitgeistNZ Seymour loves immigrants especially indians

The ACT Party’s new immigration policies, while modest, could be scaled up and used for remigration - the deportations of serious offenders and the overstayers unit would allow more extensive deportations, the 5-year welfare stand down and expiration of accredited employer job categories removes pull factor for unproductive migrants, and the $6 per day infrastructure levy (basically a migrant tax) could be scaled up in future to provide a real incentive to encourage migrants to go home again. What Seymour has proposed here is pretty bloody good actually - I might be voting ACT now, unless of course the other parties see Seymour’s proposals, and raise me something better.

@Celery57559414 @TonyStuart55 @chrisluxonmp Ardern is a failure hence why shes not welcome into NZ

@TonyStuart55 @chrisluxonmp The deal that Ardern started? Every "acheivement" Luxon tries to claim is either: -a Labour project they didn't mabahe to cancel in time - heavily manipulated statistics. But, hey, at least the Minister of Photoshoots got to go on another junket

Remember when Albo flew to Singapore a few weeks ago and got one tanker of diesel? The Left was demanding @chrisluxonmp do the same. Instead Luxon was in discussions with Singapore PM Lawrence Wong, and in their discussions they came up with a deal that will ensure fuel will continue to flow from Singapore. Having reached a deal, the PM flew up to Singapore yesterday, and the Agreement on Trade in Essential Supplies (AOTES) was signed today - link below. Luxon played the long game, and this is a major win for him. Petrol and diesel will keep flowing even in uncertain times, and we’re building stronger reserves at home to protect our country from global shocks and disruption. Well done Prime Minister👍🇸🇬🇳🇿 beehive.govt.nz/release/nz-and…

@greg16676935420 Hey gregory you’re a cunt

May the 4th be with you!

@AirForceDad50 @PoliticalStacy get a better wife dude that’s some low level shit

@PoliticalStacy Hey hey hey, my wife is from Pakistan. Its their native culture. Not every society eats with utensils.

They eat like dirty pigs. Use a fork and knife, you fucking animals.

@acteduweininger shes ugly inside and out

@ChrisPenknz lets hope this deal is better than the FTA signed with India which we all knew would turn out to be bad bad bad

Excellent work on the world stage 👏🏻👏🏻

Remigration or Extinction

@govt_corrupt Islam & India

@damienmgrant @TheZeitgeistNZ the west needs to understand that the best investment they can make is avoiding diversity & poland is evidence of this - they may have been down economically for a few decades but now that it has picked up the poles can return & would they return if it was full of the immigrants?

It's time for some battered chicken. I read (parts) of the 1364 pages of the free trade deal with India. stuff.co.nz/politics/36097…

@BasicBishopNZ youve got pronouns in your bio so everything thereafter that you say is pretty much invalid

Ok no means testing but if you complain about immigrants or stop a house getting built we take your stuff and send you down da sulfur mines of whakaari

@lukechristensen not the worst apartment buildings around but still fucking ugly

New housing in Owairaka. All these buildings within a few minutes walk. Located between Hendon Avenue & Richardson Road.

@shinekid @plainjane130632 @actparty she is the joke

@ashNZcrypto @plainjane130632 @actparty She must be joking.

𝗠𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗺𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗭𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱 ACT is announcing new policy to make immigration work for New Zealand. One that welcomes people, but only if they share values of tolerance, freedom and democracy, help build infrastructure, and play by the rules. “New Zealand is a settler society. From those who arrived in open boats 700 years ago, to those who arrived at Auckland Airport this morning, our country has been built by people willing to make a journey to try and build something better,” says ACT Leader David Seymour. “Immigration has enriched New Zealand. In less than 200 years, New Zealand has gone from a series of isolated villages, to a network of modern cities connected by road, rail, air, and sea, with electricity, the internet, and the three waters. “Each wave of settlement has also built the Kiwi character that is respected around the world. Kiwis are recognised in everything from business to sport to peacekeeping as resourceful and thoughtful, firm but fair people who keep their word and can fix anything. “Today, Kiwis who are proud of our settler heritage are asking themselves why something doesn’t quite feel right with immigration. ACT believes their suspicions are correct. “Successive governments have let a skilled-migration system become a general-purpose labour tap. They have failed to enforce the rules they set. They have allowed infrastructure to fall further behind. And they have asked too little of people who want to benefit from the Kiwi character without supporting it. “The rate of settlement has overwhelmed the ability to provide infrastructure. Dunedin took 180 years to build, but we add the population of Dunedin in a couple of years while we struggle to build a hospital in Dunedin itself. “We are told that the immigration system is a strict one focused on delivering the right skills to New Zealand. On paper we do have a strict system, but even those who want to believe that cannot see it. Too often they shake their heads and ask, if we have a system targeting skilled migrants, how did a guy who can’t even find an address on GPS get here? “We recognise there are different issues in urban centres compared to rural New Zealand, where populations are lower and it’s a lot harder to find people willing to get up first thing in the morning and do a hard day’s work on the farm. “ACT’s policy restores the basic bargain that New Zealand was built on. People are welcome here if they contribute, respect our democratic values, and help build the country.” ACT’s six-point plan is: 1.⁠ ⁠Deport serious offenders ACT will ensure Resident Visa holders convicted of offences carrying sentences of 10 years or more can be deported no matter how long they’ve been here. This goes further than the Government’s current proposal to extend liability to 20 years. 2.⁠ ⁠Skilled visas for skilled jobs Accredited Employer Work Visas are meant to fill crucial skills gaps, but too often the gaps close and the categories remain wide open. ACT will have each skill category automatically expire every year. To remain open, they would need to show up-to-date evidence of demand. 3.⁠ ⁠Opportunity, not dependency ACT will introduce a five-year welfare stand-down for all residence class visa holders. That means no jobseeker support, accommodation supplement, or income-tested benefits for a migrant’s first five years here. 4.⁠ ⁠A fair contribution for infrastructure ACT will introduce a $6 per day infrastructure surcharge on temporary work visas, on top of existing charges. This ensures migrants contribute to New Zealand’s infrastructure from day one, before they start paying tax. The fee is expected to raise around $80 million a year, while remaining more affordable than comparable visas in Australia and the United Kingdom. 5.⁠ ⁠Stronger English language requirements ACT will extend basic English language requirements to all AEWV types. Lower standards will still be permitted for seasonal workers. 6.⁠ ⁠Enforce the rules There are 20,980 known overstayers in New Zealand right now. ACT will establish a dedicated overstayer enforcement unit within Immigration New Zealand. Platform employers such as Uber and DoorDash will be required to verify and report work rights. Employers who facilitate overstaying will lose their accreditation. Mr Seymour says the policy is designed to rebuild confidence in immigration by restoring fairness and accountability. “People are rightly cynical about politicians promising to slash migration numbers. In 2017, Labour campaigned on reducing net migration by 30,000. NZ First campaigned on reducing net migration to 10,000. The rest is history. “The two parties formed a Government, and after two years of their Government net migration had risen to 80,000. If it wasn’t for COVID closing the borders, they would have held the record for migration under one Government. “We need an immigration system that recognises New Zealand’s heritage as a nation of settlers. We need new migrants to grow and develop, but that migration must work for New Zealand. “Success requires a common set of expectations; respect our freedoms, uphold our democratic values, contribute to infrastructure, speak English, obey the law, and fill genuine gaps in the economy.”

@JosephMooneyMP you going to go study yoga in India are ya @JosephMooneyMP 😆 just admit its not only a terrible deal but likely one that will be the most damaging ever for our country

The study rights are identical for New Zealand and India - both countries agree to grant study visas to students from each country provided they meet the eligibility criteria by recognised educational institutions, both countries agree to allow students to work for up to 20 hours per week, both countries agree to allow for temporary work rights post study “subject to their fulfillment of all relevant immigration requirements.” A few additive observations here. New Zealand has never imposed a limit on international students from any country - some people trying to make an issue of this clearly were never aware of that. Secondly, this does not affect New Zealand’s right to determine pathways to residence and/or citizenship. Thirdly, 20 hours a week of study is actually less than what NZ currently can allow international students (currently can be up to 25 hours per week). Fourthly, pretty cool opportunity for kiwi students to be able to go to India to study. The scale of India is extraordinary- it is opening a new university every week. immigration.govt.nz/study/once-you…

Pretty odd antics on New Zealand X this week about a free trade deal with India, a country that is on track to be one of the worlds largest economies, is a democracy in a world where those are very rare and authoritarianism is growing rapidly, and provides a massive new market for our trading nation in an era of the greatest geopolitical uncertainty in the last 80 years. Rather than celebrating that; some have been trying to replicate some of the “great replacement” social media angst sweeping Europe - in some cases for what appear to be cynical political reasons, for others out of misunderstanding driven by what they’ve seen from those trying to scare them at a time when they already feel uncertain about the world. The reality is that New Zealand’s sovereignty over permanent immigration, residency pathways, and citizenship remains fully intact. The agreement is limited to temporary mobility, and does not create or lock in any permanent outcomes.