Patrick Russell

I feel there’s going to be a lot of ‘SAY THE LINE’ tweeted at me today 😝🤪

@martylyricfm Maybe shrinkflation has made them impossible to see with the naked eye 👀

Can u still get these??

@dublin_damo Often flown to Bristol airport but never gone into Bristol itself, must make the effort next time!

Very much enjoyed my day trip to Bristol, can see this becoming an annual event, it's easier for me to get to than most places in Ireland.

@sarahcatryan @EoinLenihan Yes same here, not sure if it’s just a personality trait, going against the norm 😂

@EoinLenihan Oh my god are you a lefty too?! So am I! And my daughter. Gods chosen people 🤪😝

I am left-handed and I now demand that the Irish Lefty ethnic flag is flown above all public institutions in the Republic of Ireland. I am tired of being an unrecognised member of a marginalised group.

@MartinMurphy72 Credit where it's due Anton Savage was excellent here. Even the slightest challenge was enough to see him tumble like a house of cards.

😂😂😂😂 Give them enough rope and they’ll do the job for you .. 😂😂😂 Stick to the footy lad ..

@griptmedia Ye were really cunning getting that yearly membership off me before making all this stuff public weren’t ye 😂

Statement John McGuirk is currently suspended on full pay pending an internal process concerning governance and related issues. Contrary to reports the suspension is not related to editorial differences. No final determination has been made. Gript cannot comment further while the process is ongoing.

@john_mcguirk It’s all very disappointing and unnecessary and sounds like the other side is not handling it well. I hope you will be back soon, I look forward to hearing from you and Sarah.

@OHanlonEilis A few episodes in I think it’s pretty good. Not as good as motherland for sure.

In a blizzard of puff pieces and media sycophancy, it falls to me to tell you the awkward truth - Amandaland just isn't very good. independent.ie/entertainment/…

@adrianweckler Very rarely lately but got one today with the “Dad I’m using this new number…” phishing scam.

Anyone noticing any scam texts/calls, or is it quiet?

@MrJamesMay They want the chips but not the shame of ordering them.

I went to a lovely village fete today, and there was a fish ‘n’ chip van, so I had a large cod and chips. My missus ‘didn’t want any’, but then, of course, proceeded to eat around 40 per cent of my chips. Also, two random women simply walked up and helped themselves to some, as if that was perfectly acceptable. How much longer must men put up with this? How do we know how much food to buy? If you run a chips-adjacent food outlet, how do you know how much to serve to a bloke when there are obvious women present? Of course, I’m happy to share with the frail, fainting flower of womanhood, because what’s mine is hers first. We are men, and our duty is to provide and, ultimately, defend, even unto death. But this is about chips, and boundaries are important. Sisters: it’s OK to like chips. It’s OK to want some. We know you do.

This is 70c worth of olive at a restaurant in Portugal apparently. I’m baffled!

“It’s not the first time in history artists have faced oppression and it won’t be the last. We should support each other, come together and defend our shared space, our territory, the place where imagination can roam free. Because if they come for one of us they will eventually come for all. “ On Monday 26/4/26 I gave a speech at the House of Lords, Palace of Westminster to help launch toolkit.freedominthearts.com Please follow/donate to @Freedom_in_Arts they are doing VITAL work for all of us.”

@Ben_Scallan @GL_Kavanagh Perfection!

A sunny day + this with the family = the zenith of all human experience. It literally cannot be better. If I was a billionaire with limitless resources, I couldn't be more satisfied- my contentment metre is already maxed out. It is logically impossible to improve on perfection.

@JoannaDonnellyL I don’t thank my toaster for making the toast so I save the manners for the humans who can appreciate it.

Quick question, I know we’re not supposed to use it but in a needs must situation do you thank #ChatGPT when it gives you help?

@thejournal_ie How very trumpy of him 😂

Minister Patrick O'Donovan has said he will be asking Coimisiún na Meán to review RTÉ and others' coverage of the fuel protests. He suggested that coverage was "lopsided" in favour of the protest and that "carte blanche was given to some people". jrnl.ie/7011275t

@dublin_damo I often frequent the place when I miss my train after a few drinks in the city 😂

Ryan's of Parkgate Street, arguably, Dublin's most beautiful pub.

@BridgetPhetasy Ah beejaney an b’gorrah. What are you taking about? 😂

Irish people putting out clips, we need subtitles!

@Ben_Scallan Epic that you got in there! So proud of our Ben! 👏

I am currently inside the White House press briefing room. We'll be bringing you coverage of the St. Patrick's Day trip throughout the day. Stay tuned. 🎤

@fergalrte @talktoBOI Yeah I basically had to give up on my wife being able to do online transactions. They couldn’t figure out how to get the notifications to go to her phone.

Christ - @talktoBOI credit card services must be the worst there is - shocking customer non service - card constantly failing

Cheers @griptmedia and @EoinLenihan for the book. It’ll make some interesting reading for my upcoming holiday!