Ian Taylor

Trump says his life was better before he became president. Dude, everyone's lives were better before you became president!

Player of the Season voting time again. Clarke and Clark for me. Your choices ? #dcfcfans

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us. Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. "NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

@Bobbylclark10 Fully Deserved

Olé-ing, not seen at Pride Park for a while. Rounded off by a goal from Morris. @Ed__Dawes #dcfc

History of the world according to MAGA In the beginning, God created America. 1492 - Italian-American Columbus discovers America. 1776 - American farmers defeat the entire British Empire alone. (The French were just on holiday.) 1918 - America single-handedly wins WW1. Arriving 3 years late counts. 1945 - America single-handedly wins WW2. Arriving 2.5 years late still counts. 1954 - America wins the Korean War. Alone. 1975 - America could have won Vietnam. Decided not to bother. 1991 - America wins Gulf War. 35-nation coalition was just there for the photos. 2001 - America wins Afghanistan alone. For 20 years. Then Biden. 2016 - Trump elected. Russia not mentioned. 2020 - Trump loses. Fraud. Obviously. 2024 - Trump wins. Landslide. Very different. 2025 - America generously threatens to invade Canada. Tariffs the entire world. Europe ungrateful. 2026 - America offer to liberate Greenland and closes the world’s most important waterway to demonstrate strategic genius. Europe refuses to fix it. Ungrateful freeloaders.

A burglar breaks into a house at night, shining his flashlight around the living room looking for valuables, when he hears a voice say: "Jesus is watching you." He turns his flashlight off and freezes. After a couple minutes, nothing happens, so he turns the flashlight back on, and immediately hears: "Jesus is watching you." He whirls around and shines the flashlight towards the voice, and sees a parrot sitting in a cage in the corner. "Was that you?" he asks the parrot. "Yes", says the parrot. "But I'm telling you, Jesus is watching you." "Thanks for telling me”, chuckles the burglar, relaxing. “So what’s your name?" "Moses," replies the parrot. "Moses?" the burglar laughs, "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?" "The same kind that would name a Pit Bull Jesus."

The game is paused in the 18th minute as all four corners of Pride Park, together with the players and officials, rise and applaud in memory of Paul Pike. 👏 Rest in peace, Paul. 🖤

On the 18th minute Pride Park gave Paul Pike a send off, even the players stopped and applauded, a young life sadly lost, we did our best to find him with the countless efforts of the fans but it was not to be. If your mate leaves somebody goes with him, should never have happened. RIP Paul. #bcfc @BCFC @dcfcofficial #dcfcfans

2nd Goal - Goal of the Season contender #dcfc #dcfcfans @dcfcofficial

By far one of the best videos I’ve ever taken at the football. Great goal, great performance, Happy Easter. 🫡🐏 #dcfc

OMG this cracks me up 😆😆😆😆

Fact: Queen Elizabeth II served more time in the military than four generations of the Trump family combined.

Derby County Football Club is shocked and saddened by the incident in the city centre last night, in which a number of people were injured. Our thoughts are with all those affected, their families, and the wider community at this difficult time. We would also like to place on record our sincere thanks to the emergency services who responded so quickly and professionally. 🖤

At pp on bank holiday Monday let's get a clap started in the 18th minute for Paul RIP nobody should go to a football match and not come home 🙏 #dcfc #dcfcfans

UNACCEPTABLE. youtube.com/shorts/7kzIWXy… via @YouTube

UNACCEPTABLE. youtube.com/shorts/7kzIWXy… via @YouTube LOL

Great to see this sign at Swansea during halftime... Would be amazing to see more clubs following their lead!

Who’s the worst team to come to pride park this season?