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Patchen Mortimer

Patchen Mortimer

@patchdj

Content director and writer. DJ at 90.5 WMUC-FM. Freelance tabletop role-playing game author. Not necessarily in that order. (He/him/his)

Baltimore, MD Katılım Nisan 2013
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Claire de Luned 📚
Claire de Luned 📚@CoffeeandIrony·
It's interesting that this really shows how much more robust and behemoth the U.S. publishing industry is than the UK: this was published in the UK with no pushback and then it hit the early U.S. readers/reviewers, who were having none of it, identifying it as obviously AI, and then NYT pushed over it over the line of cancelation (I have a new appreciation suddenly for the NYT). Also - it' so so so obviously AI. Usually I read these things and I can't tell but this very obviously was. Here's a brilliant thread on why & common AI writing ticks reddit.com/r/books/commen…
Lincoln Michel@TheLincoln

Welp. I've been expecting a scandal like this sooner rather than later nytimes.com/2026/03/19/boo…

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Pete 😷 #COVIDisAirborne
There are a few ways to remove aerosols. Ventilation & air filtration are good ways. However, the favoured way by Public Health appears to be just to delete them. Compare what this page said when crawled in Dec 2025 to what it says today. 7th Dec 2025 pictured. 1/🧵
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Outspoken™️@Out5p0ken·
Caught on a hot mic, Republicans say they want LOW VOTER TURNOUT — they want to disenfranchise YOUR right to vote #NoPayToVoteSaveAct
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LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻
Police shoot U.S. citizen in eye at ICE protest—now permanently blind. Blind in right eye & doctors say he might lose total vision—now he's suing for $100 million. He wasn't even part of the protest—he was just riding scooter home from work. Shot with "less than lethal" ammo while he was just observing the protest from quite a distance away. "I was in my work uniform at the time, dress shirt, dress pants, not posing a threat at all... Then suddenly I just felt something punch my eye." Jesus Javier Gomez Islas' legal claim alleges the LAPD did not attempt to provide medical assistance—causing him to suffer a traumatic brain injury. The incident occurred near the Metropolitan Detention Center in Los America, California.
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Patchen Mortimer@patchdj·
As a former caregiver for a wheelchair-user and the current father of a toddler, I would have launched this woman’s shoes into the sun.
Joel Bacon@JoelBacon76

Yesterday I took my two 4-year-old daughters to our local public pool—a nice, fairly new facility. They don’t have “Family Change Rooms”, they have “Universal” ones, but whatever - what’s in a name, right? There are about 14 individual private stalls, designed for parents with young kids (especially mixed-gender siblings), or people needing extra space or assistance, or anyone that needs extra privacy. We arrived to find every stall occupied except one. As my toddlers and I approached it, a sixty-something golden girl elbowed right past us, dropped her shoes on the bench inside, turned to me without a hint of apology: “I’ll be right back—my shoes are holding this spot.” As we waited we watched six or seven other stall doors open, in each one a boomer (men and women alike) lounging single-occupancy, leisurely packing bags, blow-drying hair, gabbing loudly across the corridor like it was a coffee shop social hour. No rush. No awareness of the growing line of actual families and one wheelchair waiting. This is a perfext snapshot of why we are where we are as a country. A vocal cohort—often the same demographic that polls show still reliably backs the Liberals by wide margins, even as GDP per capita flatlines and housing/affordability crush younger generations—cheerleading “progressive” redesigns and policies while quietly hogging the practical benefits for themselves, leaving everyone else (especially those coming up behind) to queue, adapt, or go without. No shame. No urgency to yield. Just a casual assumption that the system should bend around their convenience, forever.

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Tristin Hopper
Tristin Hopper@TristinHopper·
My dad once outlined to me the sheer tonnage of civic activities that were available to him as a boy growing up in 1960s Canada. 60 years later, the activities are still there, but they were never passed on to a younger cohort. Rec centres are for pickleball and aquafit. Public concerts are classic rock and dominated by gray-hairs. We now have "adult exercise equipment" where playgrounds used to be. I've been told the older generations don't "hate" their grandchildren, but at a certain threshold of selfishness it doesn't matter.
Joel Bacon@JoelBacon76

Yesterday I took my two 4-year-old daughters to our local public pool—a nice, fairly new facility. They don’t have “Family Change Rooms”, they have “Universal” ones, but whatever - what’s in a name, right? There are about 14 individual private stalls, designed for parents with young kids (especially mixed-gender siblings), or people needing extra space or assistance, or anyone that needs extra privacy. We arrived to find every stall occupied except one. As my toddlers and I approached it, a sixty-something golden girl elbowed right past us, dropped her shoes on the bench inside, turned to me without a hint of apology: “I’ll be right back—my shoes are holding this spot.” As we waited we watched six or seven other stall doors open, in each one a boomer (men and women alike) lounging single-occupancy, leisurely packing bags, blow-drying hair, gabbing loudly across the corridor like it was a coffee shop social hour. No rush. No awareness of the growing line of actual families and one wheelchair waiting. This is a perfext snapshot of why we are where we are as a country. A vocal cohort—often the same demographic that polls show still reliably backs the Liberals by wide margins, even as GDP per capita flatlines and housing/affordability crush younger generations—cheerleading “progressive” redesigns and policies while quietly hogging the practical benefits for themselves, leaving everyone else (especially those coming up behind) to queue, adapt, or go without. No shame. No urgency to yield. Just a casual assumption that the system should bend around their convenience, forever.

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Rogue POTUS Staff
Rogue POTUS Staff@RoguePOTUSStaff·
It is illegal for US currency to feature the portrait of a live person. Any instrument so adorned is not valid US currency, it is not legal tender, and its creation would in fact be counterfeiting.
Charlie Savage@charlie_savage

The Treasury Department is hurtling forward with minting what will now be three different coins with Trump's picture on them -- a $1 that will circulate and two commemorative 24k gold ones nytimes.com/2026/03/19/us/…

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Dr. Genevieve Guenther (she/they) 🪬
But the crazy thing is that decarbonization IS cost-effective. For the majority and for GDP over it is a benefit — even a windfall. We’re destroying everything so the rich minority can keep their lifestyle and their money. That’s it.
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Sophia@kaliyugacowgirl

“We will go down in history as the first society that wouldn’t save itself because it wasn’t cost effective.” - Kurt Vonnegut

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Aaron Bastani
Aaron Bastani@AaronBastani·
The response to this is rather strange. Did anyone sensible seriously think that Israel and the US could assassinate a literal head of state, and that this wouldn’t normalise…political assassinations?
*Walter Bloomberg@DeItaone

IRANIAN MILITARY SPOKESMAN SAYS ISRAELI AND AMERICAN OFFICIALS AND MILITARY PERSONNEL WON'T BE SAFE IN 'RESORTS AND TOURIST CENTRES AROUND THE WORLD' AFTER IRANIAN OFFICIALS KILLED IN STRIKES - REPORTS

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The Green Dragon Tavern
The Green Dragon Tavern@greendragonhq·
🚨 Corruption 🚨 🚨 Corruption 🚨 🚨 Corruption 🚨 Do you guys remember Trevor Milton? The CEO of a truck manufacturing company that was supposed to make the first fully electric semi-truck? He built what was supposed to be a functional prototype but instead shared a video of the non-working prototype, which was simply rolled downhill by gravity after being towed uphill—with the camera angle hiding the slope to fake motion. He collected hundreds of millions in investments, which were subsequently worthless to working-class investors. He was, of course, indicted and convicted. He was sentenced to prison and ordered to pay restitution in the hundreds of millions of dollars… …until Donald Trump pardoned him. But why did Trump pardon a known scam artist? It could be because of his multimillion-dollar donations to the Trump campaign, or maybe the fact that he hired Pam Bondi’s brother as his attorney. Now, not only did he serve very little (if any) jail time, but he also doesn’t have to pay back the money he scammed. ALSO, he just launched a new startup—with no working product—again.
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Secular Talk (KyleKulinskiShow@bsky.social)
This is what they did before they abducted Maduro. They're gonna try regime change in Colombia as well. For the love of god IMPEACH HIM. 25TH AMENDMENT. HE NEEDS TO BE FUCKING STOPPED. WAKE THE FUCK UP.
The New York Times@nytimes

Breaking News: The U.S. Justice Department is said to be pursuing criminal investigations of President Gustavo Petro of Colombia, a onetime President Trump foe. nyti.ms/4sVFQYP

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Mike Levin
Mike Levin@MikeLevin·
Six months before bombing Iran and closing the Strait of Hormuz, the Trump administration fired all the State Department oil and gas experts. The people who modeled exactly this scenario. The ones with contacts at Gulf energy ministries. Now nobody knows who to call. You cannot make this up.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ notus.org/trump-white-ho…
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Max Fisher
Max Fisher@Max_Fisher·
ICE is straightforwardly a gestapo secret police now, disappearing people at the president’s personal direction for simply crossing one of his cronies
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Maryam
Maryam@hell_line0·
Banning pain meds because they are abortion adjacent is authoritarian male brutality against all women seeking healthcare.
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