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@mistressdivy Because they weren’t. Blade Runner Sting and Blade Runner Rock were. : )

Date cancelled. He didn’t know Sting and The Ultimate Warrior were a tag team.

@snaiImaiI But why? Shouldn’t his wife already know what he looks like naked.

my mom sent me this i’m crying yall if it was not for this man i would’ve died from pancreatitis like this dude quite literally saved my life

@SinClipd “Kissed”. Hahahaha

Deen AVOIDED a kiss from this Colombian C0RNSTAR because of all the guys she possibly KISSED 😭🌽🌟

@ImBreckWorsham Is he implying there’s room for Trump’s balls right there on his chin? Sounds about right for this turd.

@BlueWolf_09 Headline: City Premier League Title has been written in stone.

Also Paul Merson btw: “The De Bruyne fee is an absolute joke. He's a good player, but is he a £50m+ player? I don't think so” "I’m not sure about Bernardo Silva. He’s a good player, but is he better than Ross Barkley? For £43m, I’d rather have Barkley.” “I look at David Silva and think, 'Can you do it on a cold, windy night?' He’s a lovely footballer, but in this league, you get snapped. You don’t get the time on the ball you get in Spain. I think he’ll find it very, very difficult to dictate games here” "I’m not sure Haaland’s going to get the goals everyone thinks. In the Bundesliga, you’ve got 40 yards of space behind the defense. In the Premier League, teams sit ten men behind the ball against City. He’s not going to have that room to run into. He’ll have to learn to play a different way."

@Eman_8282 At 16, I knew to pay a coworker for driving me. Your parents failed you. Start paying them immediately.

@TouchlineX Bahahahaha. Nope. Stay humble, eh.

🚨 𝗔𝗗𝗠𝗜𝗧 𝗜𝗧: No matter which team you support, you have to feel bad for Mikel Arteta.

@RpsAgainstTrump For anyone else, i’d care but for your entitled, MAGA loving douche of a life, i’m happy that you got what you voted for.

Caitlyn Jenner says she can no longer travel internationally because her passport now lists her as male. “Recently I had my passport, I had to get it renewed. I sent it back. [It] comes back, gender marker ‘M.’ Screws everything up. I can’t travel internationally anymore…. I don’t blame President Trump, I love him…I don’t think this was really thought out,” Jenner said.

@DudespostingWs You’re all dumb cunts. I have nothing but respect and admiration for the principal that risked his life. Also, he doesn’t belong being prom king. Both things can be true. True as you all being a bunch of dimwitted, whiney twats.

Principal Kirk Moore, who tackled the school shooter, walked into prom a few days later to a huge celebration from the students and was named prom king.

@DudespostingWs I get how great what he did was, but he should also put things in perspective. He is NOT the prom king. Know your role and shut your mouth.

@KAIROSMMA2 #tinyspineless

Say what you want about Rogan but you gotta admit it’s pretty impressive to be a spineless little bitch who stands for nothing

@HappyPunch @arielhelwani Dana won’t accept. He only hits women.

Eddie Hearn said he’s training and ready to fight Dana White 😳 “He keeps calling me a p*ssy. Let’s see if I’m a p*ssy. We would make $30M each. He called me out, I accept. I’m in. Let’s find out who the real p*ssy is.” (via @arielhelwani)

@FabrizioRomano We’re in his head. Bahahaha

🚨 Mikel Arteta on Manchester City fan drinking out of an Arsenal bottle: “One fan, you mean? That’s just one person out of 60,000 incredible supporters we have at the Emirates every time”. “I don’t get moved by that”.

@joerogan Let’s get some UFC knee pads, as you bend the knee. All talk, no talent, conspiracy theorist. Stop pretending to have a spine. You don’t. PS - what does DT’s asshole taste like?

@TheDrainmaker He’s still one of the top most entertaining wrestlers, ever. The problem has always been fitting a square peg into a round hole. No one else there has any sports entertainment IQ,so it comes off weird in the rest of a show that is wrestling 1st, personality 2nd

“Winnipeg... AEW.... I'm home.” Chris Jericho made his long entrance, stared at everyone for minutes and said 4 words on his first night back... then left. 😭

@RpsAgainstTrump The ultimate April Fool himself.

Trump: Tonight I'm making a little speech at 9 o'clock. And basically, I'm gonna tell everybody how great I am. Beyond parody

@DittiePE Don’t ever disrespect street corner thugs. They’re physically tough. Donnie has the strength of wet toilet paper

Trump goes to SCOTUS. He thinks by his showing up that he will intimidate the justices. That’s the only reason he’s going. He’s not a president, he’s a low IQ street corner thug. And he should be treated as such.

@krassenstein Library full of soundbites. I was going to say Cliffs Notes but we know he couldn’t even read those. Books for a man who can’t put together 4 consecutive sentences?! I don’t think so!

BREAKING: Trump claims that his new presidential library in Miami will also be a hotel or offices. Note that presidential libraries are typically paid for by public donations in managed by the government with tax money. So is he planning on collecting donations and having the government run a hotel for him? Are you kidding me?

@NoContextBrits Gotta hand it to her, she has a great sense of humor!