Darren

Got a bollocking from the gaffer for being late to the press conference @ChelseaFC

Who's the first wrestler you think of when you see this belt?

Paul Canoville of Chelsea

@omid9 book to lead me up to the World Cup. Been looking forward to this one.

And I worry that the club and Nike don’t have people that know enough about English football to have ever even seen the Leeds away kit.

Wrong yellow. Leeds away 2001 vibes. China website here I come.

David Speedie turns after scoring for Chelsea against Arsenal

Joe McLaughlin of Chelsea

@laura_woodsy Heath Ledger. PSG fan.

Anyway, in other news who is the best Batman villain?

We all know Trump will try getting into the World Cup winners picture. I’ve never wanted Iran to win the World Cup more.

Do you know that English teams have played 11 Champions League finals where they scored first, and they went on to win 9 of them? The only two times they lost were Arsenal in 2006 and 2026. 😂😭🏆❌

Didier Drogba's goals won Chelsea more points than Thierry Henry's goals for Arsenal. Didier Drogba’s goals won Chelsea more trophies including the UCL than Thierry Henry's goals for Arsenal. Didier Drogba has more goals against the top 4 teams in the PL than Henry. The only thing Henry has more than Drogba was goals against Bolton, Blackburn.

This is a disgrace…

This is how a CB takes a penalty

@RASHYCLOUD Day 506835 Nope!

Day 25,553 Nope!

Where’s your European Cup #KTBFFH

Thank fuck for that

COME ON PSG!!

Fuck off psg

As much as I hate Arsenal, I’d love it to be Europa - Villa Conference - Palace Champions League - PSG